Sharper look for the rural dude

Only in Northam – surely – could a denim shirt with rolled up sleeves, black  jeans and tatts be regarded as a sharper look. In Toodyay obviously a smarter look would be new denim cutoffs for your sister –  who you just married, but I thought Northam would at least run to boardshorts! And what kind of “occasion” would there ever be in Northam, apart from getting all righteously racist about sending aborigines back where they came from (ie Moora). They do have that night where the old dudes celebrate Tet calling out about “Charlie” and “punji sticks”, (wait that was Toodyay as well) and I guess you could wear this. I guess. What are these rurotards doing with their subsidies? Here’s a picture of a farm on fire I took a few minutes later if that makes you feel any better.

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33 Responses to Sharper look for the rural dude

  1. WA_side says:

    Maybe it’s for funerals or court?
    Note that the jeans aren’t hanging down around his knees, and the shirt appears plain, not checked.


  2. Snuff says:

    I guess it’s a notch above stubbies, thongs and a singlet.


  3. smithcorp says:

    For when a footy jersey isn’t enough…


  4. rottobloggo says:

    He’s clearly got a few Thingz on his mind.


  5. billoslatter says:

    Morally wrong or rurally mong, the “Our Cuzz” range covers both occasions.


  6. orbea says:

    Mitchell Johnson is exclusively dressed by the House of Langer


  7. PeteF says:

    Why did you wear the brown suit Saturday night & not this fabulous number TLA?


  8. Rolly says:

    I fkn hate tats.
    So plurry “in your face” and full of aggression and bad attitude.
    All these folks trying to look “bad ass”.

    The clothing looks superbe by comparison.


  9. Bento says:

    Only in Rockingham can you get glassed at the fucking LIBRARY.

    Also, who knew Rockingham has a library?


  10. The Legend 101 says:

    Rockingham=Bogan City!


  11. Zuben says:

    Whaddaya want … Industrie ?


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