People’s Editor

The West has decided to pull out of the Press Council, citing fears that some government funding made its independance suspect. They have therefore set up their own complaints department – There. Much more idependent. Nobel Peace Prize recipient Jim McGinty, and “Nelson Mandela Keeping Shit Real” award runner up Cheryl Edwardes are on the panel. They meet in the secret underground chamber that runs between the Belltower and the Weld Club. Once every 5 years.
I have decided that The Worst of Perth needs a readers’ editor too, someone who could deal idependently with reader complaints. I’m thinking Legend101. They need to be able to respond with “No, you’re a looser,” “Read the post dickhead,” and”No, YOU really are the worst of Perth.” Complaints will then be referred to the ethics committee – myself – for further action. Any nominees?

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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12 Responses to People’s Editor

  1. skink says:

    you ask that question, and as if by magic all the old trolls appear.

    if The West have got Cheryl Edwardes, why doesn’t The Worst get it’s own brain-damaged nymphomaniac suburban shut-in?

    she could answer every reader’s complaint with: ‘you’d look a lot better with a big black dog up ya.’

    or ‘will everyone please stop pretending to be me, and I include myself in that comment.’

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  2. skink says:

    have The West considered using WordPress to host their complaints system? That would be a surefire way to deter anyone from making comment.

    first question to them would be: ‘has Nurry reached a new low?’ his last column he cut-and-pasted Piers Akerman’s comments from a transcript of ‘Insiders’

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  3. RubyRuby says:

    I nominate Bento. Has a fine history of flaming total tools.

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  4. PeteF says:

    The captcha could be set to always be ‘loser’

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  5. rottobloggo says:

    What the? Have I suddenly become invisible?

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  6. The Legend 101 says:

    No you have not Rottobloggo!

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