I had trouble typing after seeing this from Pete F. Tears of laughter flowed. It’s like a piece of Wintoning rendered in 3D. Or 2.5D. You must click to view every detail, particularly the skeletal foot functioning as a bull’s pizzle while the other leg and foot are poised to emerge via the back door. Also the grabbing of the Akubra is nice. Note to me: Must do a piece on the Akubra. I’ve always wondered why a fur hat was considered appropriate wear in Australia. This obscenity is apparently stuck on the top pub in Toodyay.
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I was up there several months ago and saw an anniversary exhibition of bits of melted caravans and farm tools. This I suspect has been fashioned from some such remnant of the fires. Someone probably thought “this looks like a bit like a cow” and there we have it. Despite its resemblance to mallee root art, I quite like it. It’s better than that wretched Margaret River cow art anyway.
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Not sure NF1, it was up there last time I passed through Toodyay. It reminds me of Guernica, if it was done in Goomalling.
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When I was working on Zombie Brigade in Toodyay, I seem to remember there being a particularly malevolent strain of rurotardia about the place – of the mumbling Vietnam vet/sister marrying and proud of it type around the pubs.
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They also have a weird Coca-Cola themed cafe, with ‘memorabilia’ all over everything.
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Yes I seem to remember that place. Fat old weekend Harley riding cunts filling the place.
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And the odd skinny Triumph rider.
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Weekend riders – a sure sign of a destination sponsored by RSVP. See also: York.
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richie?
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Yorkie ?
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highlander or happy days?
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MattB pwned richieBL for his rsvp profile
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Oh yes, I remember, with the green highlights.
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You sure that’s not in Kirklandclate ?
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Great, Snuff: why doesn’t that happen in Shenton Park?
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Ruratardian Guernica via Indonesia.
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is it art, or is it roadkill?
discuss
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Spot on Skink, find some dead’uns, reverse plaster cast & away. Mez?
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Both, and it’s delicious.
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Death with akubra
he does ride a molten steer
a menu to fear
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the pizzle is the foot of a skeletan you fools
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Dude. You need to read before commenting.
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but that was deliberate right? foot pizzle toodyay? who can tell the difference
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Me missus could tell.
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