Since Northam rurotards were expressing rage that their shithole of a town might have a detention centre, (a toxic waste dump would be an improvement in that place), it reminded me to put up Hugh Jass’ shot from his visit to Northam recently. Apparently the town was dead.
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I hail from from Cuntderdin (30 mins east of Northam), and can vouch for the Avon Valley’s many, many thousands of worsts! Northam is it’s beating heart ….
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More like their bleating hearts.
The noisy and easily agitated burghers of Northam are no better than the sheep they base their vocalisations on. But at least the sheep are useful…
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rofl
the toxic waste dump is the kitchen at the xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx
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does Tim Winton take a creative writing course at this studio?
‘How I farted out another Miles Franklin Winner’
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Oh fart art, I was thinking a tart that is a long way.
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It should be a long way away.
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You are The Tate Shazza you old slag. Literally. I won’t go away. I will become even more annoying. Like Jaded up the Jaxxi or Holbea x
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Well if you got THAT annoying, I’d just let the filter take care of the slops.
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It’s time.
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I had reason to stay a couple of nights at one of the pubs in Northam when working there a few years back. Having a drink, I got chatting to a chap who, it turned out, was my teenaged niece’s xxxxxxxxxx. He proceeded to get smashed by walking around every 15 minutes and finishing off drinks people had left behind. My niece xxxxx xx xxxxxx xxxx shortly after.
It truly is a shithole of a town.
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“They’re taking our Fartart!”
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you’d wanna be putting a 4m fence around that little gem.
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“ If they jump that fence, they’re going to steal my fartart , they’re going to attack my wife and make their way to Perth and join in with groups of their kind,” John Edwards said.
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Fartart: Love it or Leave it.
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Lovart or Leavart.
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excellent shazz.
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Fuck Off We’re Fartart
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We will decide what art is farted…
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I fart art and I vote.
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heh.
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Fartart is in the brown eye of the beholder.
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yes,
but
is
it
art
?
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A wet brown squelch answering to the name of Vermeer? The threadingof the threads begins, whoa-ho!
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Anyways, but what is art?
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Possibly not dance.
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fuck
the
beholder.
art
is
art
!
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You feign semen you old tramp
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Necessary for driving through Rurotardia. Toyota land cwoozer (Tundra) to blend in with the bumpkins, gun platform to take them out after luring them with offerings of “royalties for rurotards”. The camoflage is not going to work, anything that looks like a tree is automatically approached with a chainsaw
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Whilst in Northam I took a couple of other shots.
I like this bridge. I just fail to see why it’s there. It’s an eyesore.
http://yfrog.com/f/n5w4j/
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That’s Australia’s longest pedestrian suspension bridge you’re dissin’ there.
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…and it is a lot less of an eyesore that many of the local residents.
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clearly no-one in Northam walks
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It most certainly is, Hugh, and the bridge isn’t much better. Bomb it.
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http://www.yorkwa.org/accom_result1/fartart-studio/
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That’s a shame – I was anticipating something more like this.
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That would be wettie art.
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NSFW
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Thats some A grade work there Bill. A burl & root piece!
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