Rurotard Rage

Since Northam rurotards were expressing rage that their shithole of a town might have a detention centre, (a toxic waste dump would be an improvement in that place), it reminded me to put up Hugh Jass’ shot from his visit to Northam recently. Apparently the town was dead.

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39 Responses to Rurotard Rage

  1. cott says:

    I hail from from Cuntderdin (30 mins east of Northam), and can vouch for the Avon Valley’s many, many thousands of worsts! Northam is it’s beating heart ….


    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      More like their bleating hearts.

      The noisy and easily agitated burghers of Northam are no better than the sheep they base their vocalisations on. But at least the sheep are useful…


  2. orbea says:

    the toxic waste dump is the kitchen at the xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx


  3. skink says:

    does Tim Winton take a creative writing course at this studio?

    ‘How I farted out another Miles Franklin Winner’


  4. Bento says:

    I had reason to stay a couple of nights at one of the pubs in Northam when working there a few years back. Having a drink, I got chatting to a chap who, it turned out, was my teenaged niece’s xxxxxxxxxx. He proceeded to get smashed by walking around every 15 minutes and finishing off drinks people had left behind. My niece xxxxx xx xxxxxx xxxx shortly after.

    It truly is a shithole of a town.


  5. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    “They’re taking our Fartart!”


  6. orbea says:

    Necessary for driving through Rurotardia. Toyota land cwoozer (Tundra) to blend in with the bumpkins, gun platform to take them out after luring them with offerings of “royalties for rurotards”. The camoflage is not going to work, anything that looks like a tree is automatically approached with a chainsaw


  7. Hugh Jass says:

    Whilst in Northam I took a couple of other shots.

    I like this bridge. I just fail to see why it’s there. It’s an eyesore.


  8. Pete says:

    Thats some A grade work there Bill. A burl & root piece!


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