the reigns

Posted on March 11, 2013 by rottobloggo

From yesterday’s Sunday Crimes – thanks to Nosey Park. When it reins, it pores!reigns

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How many could you do?

Posted on March 11, 2013 by AHC McDonald

There are mysterious markers on Karawara footpaths. I believe it’s trying to get community involvement in Karawara future planning. Whatever. There’s even one with an arrow, just saying “Shade.” But this one works better. What would you do? How many could you do?howmany

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Outrage Sunday 91 bring out yer dead

Posted on March 10, 2013 by rottobloggo

I see a report in The Sunday Crimes about verge atrocities, but the sensitive street stroller sees only beauty. Look at this still life with choc milk in Shenton Park! Why isn’t this at Cottesloe?stlllifeAnd they know how to transform the usually-dull pointers to a garedg salle in Mandurah.IMG_5975These messages, on Claremont whitegoods, are beguiling:bubblesprostiI can’t understand why someone would chuck out masterpieces like these. I rescued them, and will give them to the authors of today’s most amusing haiku. I just give and give and give.art1art2

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State Election 2013 Live

Posted on March 8, 2013 by AHC McDonald

I’m putting this up early to remind people to take photos of their cake stalls and sossie sizzles at election venues tomorrow. ( perthworst@hotmail.com ) You may start commenting on Mark (The Slightly Damp Teatowel  SDTT) McGowan’s chances against Colin ” The Jowl Meister” now. here’s a photo of Albert Jacobs, who was elected aged only 12 last election.albert-jacob

Frightening: two views of SDTT. I find the roasted registered lawn one more comforting. Guildford.

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Barnett: media huddle, and bubble trouble. Cottesloe.

barnettmediabarnettbubbleAnd Karina Carvalho…karinaSage words from a Guildford hotel, and a Michelle Roberts triptych.hotelvoterobertsThe number of pics (ie zero) of Australian Christian posters/bumf is disappointing. Here’s Ray Moran, who’s thrown his hat into the Upper House North Metro ring. “Pray for sufficient funds to conduct effective promotion campaigns before elections”.Ray-Moran-reducedOf course, the reporting from the POST has been exemplary:postThis sad scene at an inner-city party…there is blood on the carpet tonight.hyde

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A blowhole for the backwater

Posted on March 8, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Backwater Circle Burns Beach. By Vegan. Backwater eh? Yes, not content being called a backwater behind its back, Perth is embracing backwaterness with “residential attitude”. And don’t forget, as Himmler said, “We are the space we live in.” – And then adding a dolphin letterbox with the box actually rammed into the blowhole.
Bad letterboxes are like bad women: there’s just not much you can do about it”
― Charles Bukowski, Tales of Ordinary Burns Beach.blowhole

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Australia 2

Posted on March 7, 2013 by AHC McDonald

A sad, shitty, crappily rendered, graffitied, Australia 2 realised in limestone, missing bore water stains, in East Fremantle. By Pete F. Was a review of Day of The Panther somewhere, that said it was from a time when yacht salesmen were regarded as important people. Apply to this. It’s like a western suburbs Brocky Grotto.australia2

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National Distrust

Posted on March 6, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Some wonderful National Trust naming and shaming. Delightfully signed and dated! BSWAM would love this sheet for Halcyon Hall. Shouldn’t the paper at least be laminated? and the structure made of miniorb. At Tranby House Maylands. By James N.tranby_housesmtranby_house3smtranby_house2sm

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Enemies of The Air

Posted on March 5, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Perth Oval. Enemies of the air may be defeated by fish willies no? By Martin B.air1air2

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Wilson Woman

Posted on March 4, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Sometimes “Yikes!” just isn’t enough, and only “Fucken Hell!!” will do. By Ryan C, Wilson. Is that real hair? Or a real transverse colon? Amazing find. I’m labelling it “worst art” just because any other explanation is too terrifying.Creepy in Wilson 2Creepy in Wilson 3

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Outrage Sunday 90

Posted on March 3, 2013 by rottobloggo

More apologies for an OS lite. This week’s excuse: IT on the blink. This Echo stand delighted me. Unnecessary quotation marks and redundant language. As I rushed to the scene of the crime I was hoping they had got independent wrong again, but two out of three ain’t bad. Midland.

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