Backwater Circle Burns Beach. By Vegan. Backwater eh? Yes, not content being called a backwater behind its back, Perth is embracing backwaterness with “residential attitude”. And don’t forget, as Himmler said, “We are the space we live in.” – And then adding a dolphin letterbox with the box actually rammed into the blowhole.
Bad letterboxes are like bad women: there’s just not much you can do about it”
― Charles Bukowski, Tales of Ordinary Burns Beach.
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Forgetting the question of “why?” in general but “why is it painted like a killer whale?” Are they pre-empting the dolphin apocalypse? Is this a ‘safety house’ for killer dolphins?
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Battleship grey doesn’t appeal to the “love and peace” dolphin huggers.
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oh i don’t think you should forget the question ‘why?’. i’d be very much interested to know why.
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‘Bugger! The mail is wet again.”
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Somehow I feel there should be a pun about a whalebox but I’m not sure I’m up to it.
My question is: was this thing manufactured as an actual single object, or did someone make off with a merry-go-round animal and slam a mailbox into the hole for the pole?
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i hope it’s the latter.
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But I’m sure it’s the former.
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People who don’t care wind up in a home drooling cream spinach.
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The garden perfectly captures Perth Man’s existential battle against the sand dunes.
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