Slut safe

Posted on March 19, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Welcome return from Jaidyn-Jaxxon. Drink safe, or the strap starts to slide off the shoulder…and before you know it, you’re drinking fucking Carlton and jacking corflute. Widgiemooltha Tavern.drinksafe

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listen in

Posted on March 18, 2013 by rottobloggo

goodness!cox

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23 turned

Posted on March 18, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Correction. Sorry, I didn’t read Shaun N’s email properly. I thought they were his photos, but the were apparently tweeted by Michelle Roberts herself on the afternoon of the election. Shaun N asks whether 23 potential conservative voters saw Liberal volunteers parking in the disabled spot and decided  – in their disgust to switch their vote to Michelle Roberts? So Lib volunteers could have  cost their candidate the seat? Awesome. liblib2

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Outrage Sunday 92 ice cold Guinness

Posted on March 17, 2013 by rottobloggo

Krazy Kym had her book club over yesterday and they were rooting around in my shelves. Imagine my embarrassment when they uncovered my copy of Pride and Prejudice from 30 years ago, complete with boozie juvenilia.janebooziesHappy St Patrick’s Day. Not so happy for the writer of this media release. I detest Guinness – it tastes like the phlegm from Flipper’s blow-hole – but even a fule like me kno you don’t serve it icy-cold.icecoldWelcome to TWoP, Koongamia! One scarcely believes that gracious suburb hasn’t been TWoPped until now. But I know some of us will be keen to head to a Pranic healing workshop today (“address given when appointment made”):

“Ever wanted to experience energy therapy but not sure where to go?Are you curious about the benefits of this natural healing modality?Do you believe there is more to healing ones self than taking a pill?Pranic healing is a beautiful complementary healing modality with many years of research behind it.It is natural and completely safe to use in conjunction with all mainstream treatments including medication.Pranic healing can aid in the healing process of many physical problems and is extremely good and easing the pain of psychological problems such as depression,trauma , anxiety & stress.I am a qualified pranic healer & Pranic psychotherapist and I have appointments available for the curious on Sunday afternoons,Fridays and evenings..All is by donation and given with love.So if you are stressed and looking for a natural healthy way to deal with it or unwell in any way or just plain curious then give me a call to organize a time.I am located near Midland.Kristina ph 0420657932.”

I know Pranic healing helps us deal with the attrocities of life. We need more beautiful complementary healing modalities in these troubled chemtrailed times to help us straighten out our Craics.attrocity

 

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Weekend Worstoff 241

Posted on March 16, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Pete F. Sees googly in South Freo.week241googly
D sees cockhouse in Highgate.week241stirling
And he also experienced Perth’s rental crisis first hand in Inglewood.week241rental
And Adam G saw what appears to be a boozie encrusted driveway on Google maps in Mosman Park.
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Worst well.

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Kal

Posted on March 15, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Surely the Arts Centre must wait until the dog fighting arena is completed? And from what I can see, the arts, particularly karaoke and lawn bowls are booming. And I add a couple of shots for the benefit of BSWAM. Kalgoorlie has some great gold boom architecture (1890s) above street level, while downstairs ugly shop fronts have been chopped out, displaying fashions that someone from Belmont wouldn’t be seen in. And the town is also full of cunts. I guess it must be like Albany New York now that Thurston Howell has gone?kal1kal2kal3kal4kal5kal7kal8

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Ultra Skip

Posted on March 14, 2013 by AHC McDonald

DC noted Mark McGowan’s political campaign left in a Rockingham skip. Nice.skipskip2

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Five cents

Posted on March 13, 2013 by rottobloggo

David ‘Ding Dong’ Bell at the Voice must be heartbroken: no more John Hyde reports. At least he can still write about Bluebeard and Abs Conder. I was touched by this report, as was Bento. ” Maybe he’s hoping one day he’ll find an unwanted baby in one of those things,” Bento said.Abs Voice

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Hey there Geordie bra

Posted on March 13, 2013 by rottobloggo

I fear Superpit interference is affecting the Flangemaster. Until he is in a zone of safety, here is something from Rottnest. Shipwreck? Sex crime? Picnic? Aliens?

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stone the crows

Posted on March 12, 2013 by rottobloggo

Our very good friends at The Echo are in the TWoP news again. These long names are tricky, I know, but it should be Castledine, not Casteldine. If only The Echo spent as many hours checking names as Ms Castledine spent hand-making her avian art.stonethecrows

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