not Catholic

Posted on April 22, 2013 by rottobloggo

From today’s West. Didn’t they have to clarify a unionist wasn’t a Communist last week?notCatholic

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Hyde Park Massacre

Posted on April 22, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Lots of development at Hyde Park, but the ethos kind of puzzling. There is the (natch) artist impression and the “mission statement”, but WTF? They have called in an airstrike on the islands in the lake, under the justification of A: Charlie don’t surf, and B: to replace the vegetation with a more native focused flora. In that case why the fuck are the only trees left cotton palms and Canary Island palms? These are from America (or Mexico) and Canary islands. If you are going to get rid of the Willows, which are quite beautiful (see 2nd pic) but not native, surely you can lose the crap palms? Why are they keeping these shit trees? If you are keeping non natives, keep the willows and lose the crap palms. Looks like it needs a naked child on fire to complete the Viet tableaux.hp1

Before redevelopment

Before redevelopment

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Outrage Sunday 97 Kewdale burial

Posted on April 21, 2013 by rottobloggo

Brittle and broken to the Highway of Leach
The pallets of dead chicens come;
At night they squawk and shine above the chunder,
But morning sees them struck dumb.

After the night-clubbing custom of the drive-thru
A team member, going forward, has time for this,
To pluck them from the heights, unplug them,
And drape the wire around their nakedness;

And each bird, having been a salty and fatty siren,
Bears the last graffiti of heart-diseas’d men,
Written with such perplexity, with such bewildered pity,
The words choke as they begin –

‘What you lookin’ at cunt?’ – the stolen Texta
Wavers and fades, the urine drips,
The bile of late night has washed their inscriptions,
On their utes they have dropped their chips.

Chicen or rooster, searching for the same landfill,
Whether as competitors they fought,
Or together battl’d the Arches; the tip joins them together,
Dead on an eastern front.chicen2chicen3chicen1

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Weekend Worstoff 246

Posted on April 20, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Some Media for a change. Alana T saw this in the Fremantle Herald. Unfortunately I’ll be at the Contrail sossie sizzle that day. And can there be two more chilling words than ” Jazz Fremantle,”?week246alien
Dave P has been checking the Fremantle (soon to be Cockburn?) Herald too and sees some photo addiction news.week246alc
And Rund saw that sadly even a smoking monkey was unable to save Perth’s trams.week246monk
Worst well.

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Shippin’ Steel

Posted on April 19, 2013 by AHC McDonald

More art on the move by Dave P. South Fremantle. You can’t see any knothole unfortunately.Well it is pretty bad I guess. But not bad enough to be interesting. Shame. Any likers?cant

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zoned out

Posted on April 18, 2013 by rottobloggo

Goodness. This business operator not happy. What is the story behind it? Which council? Too many questions. Perhaps one of our planning associates can advise.rehearsalroom

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We got ourselves a Chi-nee

Posted on April 18, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Oh noes! Teh Asian! Only yesterday we were in the region of the once a year shower at Margaret River. Today down to Walpole, where your oriental can now expect to chow down on some dim sum style Mrs Macs pies (aka party pies). Chicken feet pasties a specialty. by Illusiver. And TSW/SW would be..?

asians-food-ILLUSIVER

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In the heat of the bong

Posted on April 17, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Skink sent me this a while ago, but I hadn’t really appreciated the pure worstness. Margaret River cops, fresh from confiscating orange juice bottle bongs from unwashed ferals are to be travelling to CIA headquarters to learn learn to go undercover to be able to confiscate orange juice bong containers with the use of encryption, drones and satellites. Can you deliver a bath to Margaret River residents by drone? I guess you could do a soap drop, but would they use it or eat it? And why not throw in a cop from Katanning, a town famous for decades of child abuse where the police were so undercover as to be invisible. Covert as far as stopping the dreadful crimes happening under their moustaches for twenty years at least. And what is Langley and the FBI to make of Margaret River cops just as famous for providing a police car escort for Jimmy Barnes (Jimmy who? You Ossies crack me up), to a piss fest for middle aged drunks? I would recommend adding a couple of cops from say Bunbury as well to lift the tone a little. Who’s fucking paying for this total waste of money? Rotary? The organisation that is stretched organising a sober Santa for a sossie sizzle outside a rural Mitre 10? Or us? From the Augusta Margaret River Times. margaret-river-cops

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Mull Up

Posted on April 16, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Do you have to be a resident of Mullaloo to enter? Is Mullaloo man like Cro-Magnon man? From Mr. Mullaloo to Mr Universe? From an associate of #NF1.mulla

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chestnut confusion

Posted on April 15, 2013 by rottobloggo

Surely we have been growing here for longer than that? This innacuracy (and a later assertion that autumn harvests itself) made me fretful, and I read about commas instead. Then the Flangemaster started to ask me: “If wallnuts grow on walls, and chestnust grow on chests…” but I nutted him.chestnutz

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