No food, fast or otherwise, at this desolate Alexander Heights scene. Even I am too sensitive to post a close-up of the carbonised playground.
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Wait so are you guys open or not?
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Do you take EFTPOS?
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Alexander Heights
Residents demand new taste:
What? “Charcoal Chicen.”
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Red Rooter black cock
drive with fries no longer there
River Rooster calls
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Custodians of English
Demanded end to “Flayva”
And so had their way
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Maaate: you’re on fire like a RR franchise.
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It’s a rather poultry lot of haiku really.
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Nevertheless, it’s gotta be read.
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I KFC what you did there JJ.
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Rooster crows no more:
Thanks to Aussie Roast all that
Pineapple frittered!
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Disabled parking
Lost its ooster: where do they
Go for breast or leg?
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Some must win, some lose
Franchise game of hawks and doves
Or is that chickens?
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That’s my local. Been there for almost a year. I gave up smoking round about then. Fun to park in the Blue bay just coz u can.
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The most disturbing part is the length of time that it’s been in this condition. I don’t know where my head was at, but about 6 months after the fire I tried to use the drive through order facility, somehow assuming that they would have fixed it/replaced it/been back in business by then. I would like to add that it was dark and that there are days that I retreat into my happy place inside my head instead of using visual cues such as, well, what you can see in the above photos. AH shopping centre is an odd place. The good bit is that I have never heard the v-word used in association with it.
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v is for vibrancy or vagina?
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I was thinking “vibrancy”, but I like where you’re taking this…
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One of their secret ingredients perhaps…
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Not the only fast food chicken that’s finger lickin good then
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I love that you didn’t notice the fact that the place was in complete darkness, surrounded by a demolition fence, and was in fact only partially there at all. I used to really enjoy driving when I was stoned, back in the day.
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Bento, when one is on the Quest for Chicken, these are mere bagatelles, hints to be taken by Lesser Beings.
I still don’t know how I managed that one – *shakes head at self*
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A quick drive down the bumpkobahn will have you in the arms of River Rooster in under two hours. It would be acceptable to be muttering “rosebud” the whole journey.
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Any the any photo’s of the chicken i had a thought that maybe it’s KFC.
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Noticed who placed this post… “The Dee-Fock Redemption”?
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I haven’t revoked his editing privileges. Should I?
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Are these images un-blurry enough for ya?
Well, are they, punk?
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No it was posted by Rottobloggo.
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A fine worst. It warms the cockles of my little black heart to see one of these fitters and turners destroyed. I like how the name just peters off mid-word.
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I miss my cheesy nuggets. Solid cholesterol.
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That you could squeeze like pimples
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This only lends credence to our suspicions that RR is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. How else has it stayed in business?
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I thought you meant RubyRuby.
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Raymond Conder of Central Ave wrote an amusing letter to the editor in the Perth Voice.
Something about solving mental health issues by sacking all the psychologists, getting them to work at the sewerage farm, and turning Graylands into a footy stadium.
I look forward to The Pav handing out the durries at pill time.
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is that the raymond who wants our unwanted babies? especially the female ones so he can massage them?
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The very same.
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https://theworstofperth.com/2010/05/31/abort-or-balga/
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I actually got his letter in my letterbox a couple of weeks ago. That’s too close for comfort.
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I wonder if hs friends cal him “Abs” Conder?
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what friends? the bloke doesnt have friends. and who needs friends when they can have enemies like you?
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Hello? Troll or the real Ray?
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Dude. Own. Worst. Enemy.
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Funny how those most opposed to psychiatry seem to also be those most in need of it. Quite the paradox.
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And that those studying psych or social work are always crackpots and life’s loosers.
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Wait for it…
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or they could take a
new career direction
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In complete agreement.
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It’s in the same vein as dentists / orthodontists with extreme teeth, optometrists who have needed glasses since forever, proctologists who… well, you go with what’s familiar to you.
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Red rooster that explains alot and its in not Alexander Heights its Mirrabooka, Near my house OMG!.
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We interrupt this bulletin for a report from our fast food correspondent:
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/young-firebug-has-conviction-overturned/story-e6frg143-1226060507908
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Nice use of the word concoction.
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A little over-done
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having this dribble removed from internet publications would be a wonderful innovation and giant step for mankind. is it possible that somebody could attend to such removal? reward offered – a gold plated donut hole.
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As you were Raymond.
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Can I please have my gold hole mounted on a jarrah burl?
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I see you have subscribed to posts Abs. Maybe you would be better off not looking?
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Now Abs has kindly reminded me of this outstanding post, I am outraged it didn’t make the best of 2011 list.
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Fucking outraged
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I think the emergence of Abs is one of the best things that happened in 2011
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“Midland, dog.”
https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/wa/a/32187690/arsonist-abuses-news-crew-outside-court/#page1
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