The Best of Bunbury

Posted on April 30, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Mancey unkindly suggests that the Best of Bunbury wouldn’t be eating up much bandwidth. I hope TWOP is on the blogroll.

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C&B Frenzy

Posted on April 30, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Rebalehan notes a Girrawheen Cock and Balls (minor flange) frenzy that was removed the next day. Good capture. A reminder. Always get the worst that day. Like the Bra Factory, it could be burnt by the next day.c-and-b-girrawheen

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Jamie’s Italian Crapper

Posted on April 29, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Jamie’s Italian was OK I guess. Although it has an online booking button that they don’t tell you isn’t connected to anything. Maybe it should say “No Bookings” instead Jamie? Maybe that’s how they do it Essex style? There was a 45 minute queue to put your name down. That’s a queue to start waiting. Then 1 to 2 more hours before eating. So basically you have to drink on an empty stomach for an hour or so. But OK it’s popular. Food was nice. Outrage has already noted the apostrophe probs, (it should be W’C’s btw.) But it’s inside the toilets where the best was to be found. They have some really lame old style chain flush toilets, that are even more lamely Thomas Crapper repros. But get this. Like their online booking button, the flush chains are not connected to anything! They were literally yanking my chain with their toilet chains. You can only flush them with the button. Ridiculous!crapper

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Outrage Sunday 98 Classified Files

Posted on April 28, 2013 by rottobloggo

The much-vaunted free bread was thin on the Jamie’s Kitchen table last night. There was apostrophe abuse, though.jamietoilet“Gotcha!”, our balcony-strutting colleague Bento thought when he got this. “They will be grateful after tapping into my expertise. Before you know it a drip becomes a flood.”faucetsMy way of spelling chicen is catching on.chicenrangeFree bread, new chicen – all pretty inconsequential compared to the big-ticet stuff. My colleague Wally Dunning-Kruger and I will be at the Albion Hotel in Cottesloe this morning, listening to the great Thomas Anderson.

“If you’re currently paying off an alleged loan or wanting to learn the truth about banking you can’t afford to miss this.
Thomas is an expert on Commerce, Law, artificial entities/strawman, the matrix and so much more.
You can listen to Thomas’ previous interviews and purchase his books from his website here: http://www.theclassifiedfiles.com/“

“Note: RSVPing YES will not guarantee you entry on the day. You’ll need to send payment to the address listed above to insure you reserve a seat.

“If you’d like more info email Kerrianne at thomasandersonbooks@gmail.com”

Sounds good to me. It starts at 10.30am, BYO lunch and drinks), and finishes at 4pm.

Tickets are $30, pre-paid. Maximum capacity 200 guests – don’t miss out! Mr Anderson says: “Strictly no photographic, camera or video recording devices or mobile phones will be allowed into the venue. Audio recording only is okay.”event_215667312

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Weekend Worstoff 247

Posted on April 27, 2013 by AHC McDonald

I was reading a sister publication the other day, Queens Crap. A lot of petitions and complaining. Lacking the subtlety of this blog of record. Where’s the cock graffiti? Just corrupt officials and calls for better public transport! Nothing. The website needs a guest editor like DFOC to expose their abandoned microwaves and suchlike. Much more like it is New York Shitty. Some great stuff.
I saw the bird of peace- also of frozen yoghurt. Image doesn’t seem to be connected with parking tickets, so why not froyo?week247fro
Apparently John Hyde is going to be a corruption fighter after Mark (The Slightly Damp Teatowel) McGowan fucked up his reelection chances. One assumes he’s going to be fighting corruption in the Labor Party. I like his corruption busting disguise.week247hyde
And how not to check vinyl when buying. I’m calling it a buffering problem.week247serg
Worst well.

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Brookton Tableau

Posted on April 26, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Orbea found this disturbing site off the Broookton Highway. Call the police. Wait, is that a hammock in the background? This must be part of the royalties for regions program.brookton-highway

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I miss the way

Posted on April 25, 2013 by AHC McDonald

City. Remember the Diggers.miss
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Craigie?

Posted on April 24, 2013 by AHC McDonald

What’s up Craigie griffiteur’s arses? Yeah, it’s bad, but you get trees and a park, and a bench.What’s the eyesore exactly? The bottle of –  what is that? MU something? The crappy street light design? The awful bus stop? C’mom Craigie worst it up! By Heisenberg.craigie

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you mean the box?

Posted on April 23, 2013 by rottobloggo

A blast from Bento: “Packaging designed in Australia…cutting edge.” Nice call. But, pot/kettle/black – his rangehood is hardly fresh-out-of-the-box.box

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Freo Finance

Posted on April 23, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Is this connected with the Cock-Burn move? Good times. By Illusiver.finance

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