Bedhead entertainment unit

Lovely clock radio encrusted bed seen by BuddhaLalaland, made evn more amazing by the fact that it’s not on the verge. Maylands Salvos want good money for it. Maylands new vibrancy has a cost. That cost is $65.clock-radio-bed-65-dollars

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Outrage Sunday 96 a mother potato

This fills my gas heart.

It is the cool age menu.

Sweet sounding tuba.mother

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Weekend Worstoff 245

Ali R notes another car in skip outside the Rangeview Tavern, which is apparently now in ruins and on its way to vanishing. Maybe there is a project to get some more shots before it goes? Anyone going past? Some shots of interior?week245range2week245range
BuddhaLalaland sends in James Last as a worst. But he’s a genius! It says so. Or maybe it’s the collar that matches his tie?(!) Or the badger crawling towards his ear?week245genius
And Hah! I have been able to scoop DFOC with a picture of a broken microwave on a verge in Claremont. Don’t worry, I’m sure he has more. By TW.week245micr

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Holden

Well in the absence of a clock representing a boot stamping a human face forever once every hour, what could be better? Seen by Orbea in the RAC magazine.holden

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No Cence

From Kwinarnia. By Pete F. No laminate?insence

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prawn craker

Yesterday lunchtime in Teh Pert, a rice paper roll’s throw from the Magistrate’s Court. The price seems right for these enboomed times. In Midland of course I never pay more than $2.50.prawncraker

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Stockade

True Religion. Is this an insult to jeans or religion? And in possibly related news, the hideous Teh Stockade on the corner of Wellington and Barrack seems to have finally, mercifully closed. I always wanted to do a post on Akubras, arguably the world’s shittiest hat – for hot weather. Why are Australians wearing fur hats in an environment with 10 moths of hot weather? Fur fucking hats! I once bought an RM Williams shirt. All the buttons fell off. “Born in boots, I was always a fucking moron…” #NF1 would do it better.So goodbye The Stockade. Bring on a bubble tea outlet.
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Skip Greenwood

…then you take Berlin.greenwood

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Turds on sticks

Skink presents Belmont’s turds on sticks. There needs to be a new scale for public art. Would we be better or worse off if it wasn’t there? A scale out of ten. I say that it is even. The value of this awful crap is equal to the value of nothing being there. A zero.belmont-turds
Contrast with this, in Maylands, which is terrible, but which is still a positive in terms of the scale. 4 out of 10. Because it is not bland. Stupid but outrageous wins every time. And here is another zero in Mt Lawley. The environment is not enhanced or detracted by its presence. Another nothing. For a negative effect, look no further than the awful, awful Smiths. Minus 6.

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Outrage Sunday 95 a delightful weekend in the country

Krazy Kym and I rocketed off on our tandems through the Swan Valley. preparetostopAt night we found a barn and fell asleep, with the perfumes of nature sighing on our skin.houseLaisse-moi respirer longtemps, longtemps, l’odeur de tes cheveux. binKK and I agreed: there can be no true beauty without decay. 4020

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