Mommy…. Where’s my mommy?
They’ve taken her away
We’ll help you find your mommy, son
Hop up on the sleigh
So up inside the bag of toys
Little joey hopped
But they hadn’t gone far when santa stopped…
Bento saw this in the PMH pathology waiting room “Surely there should have been some sort of floor-by-floor sweep?” he asked. 
If that’s what they are trying to say here.
I don’t want BSWAM or other internationals to get the impression that kangaroos hop our suburban streets…but apparently they do. Skink captured this beast behind the (N) IGA in Inglewood. Note the paving.
Looks like Santa has been burning the candle at both ends! Or is he fellating himself under the relentless Wembley sky? My interest in Xmas flagged a long time ago. 
Don’t jump down chimneys in East Perth, Santa: you’ll get scalped! 
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. 
Ah well. Forget the shame, drudgery, and broken dreams. On Friday someone demanded I take a free choc milk outside the Art Gallery. I got a blank look when I asked how much sugar was in it. I threw it back in the tub of ice when I saw it was 27g per 300ml carton. I was comforted by the sight of this set-up: could it be…Fringe?? 
HERB claims to be missing Snuff’s links already, so offers his own. Also, in lieu of something else, let me offer another Torana of gold against your soul. The last was over 6 years ago. This one is indeed on the arrondissement, Inglewood.Thanks for the links HERB.
Ha — interesting to compare a Norwegian vs a Hindoo on grog…
Much of this depends on the coldness of the climate, and much also upon the peculiar physical and moral frame to which that coldness gives rise… (pg 17)
Spoiler alert. You need to work them firmly but gently. I read the last page. This is the sequel to Total Bullocks. Fremantle.
Why? Because shut up! Devastating Mandurah scene by Alasdair. Could it be more perfect? And is this the style of letterbox featured more than 7 years ago?
Stu’s regret on having to leave the brutal Perth envibrancing yesterday, reminds me to remind youse of what we are. Perth is the centre of the universe, where the rest of the planet is the environs. Paris, as Gerro are mere outer suburbs. Solari knows what’s real. Beautiful. Serenely beautiful photo from Chelsea Melbourne. I’d dine in.
Imagine getting the news from a Telstra box! The news that you’re a cunt that is. From Stu, who is finding it hard to deal with the envibrancing of Perth and is moving on to less, or perhaps more mature vibrancing pastures. Best wishes mate. And don’t forget. Look up. This is from Mt Lawley.
A plaintive cry against Bayswater council vandalism pinned up at the shops. Just what that vandalism might entail seems to have been missed. One may well cry j’accuse on Sylvan Alberts on his vandalism of concrete benches with pictures of his horrible puss on each one, but never fear, a kind soul has added the true answer. Free. Yes the vandalism of Bayswater’s dead heart with free wifi which you can’t use because you wouldn’t be there to use it. Ever. Or is it tree?
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