Stu’s regret on having to leave the brutal Perth envibrancing yesterday, reminds me to remind youse of what we are. Perth is the centre of the universe, where the rest of the planet is the environs. Paris, as Gerro are mere outer suburbs. Solari knows what’s real. Beautiful. Serenely beautiful photo from Chelsea Melbourne. I’d dine in.
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with gift shop.
what’s not to like?
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Outdoors for me, I like to soak up the atmosphere.
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I bet there’s a pop rivet in the corrugated iron cladding that’s supporting the Health Dept Certification
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It’s for the poor people, Smokin’ Joe declaims, few of whom can afford the necessary motor vehicle with which to ‘drive through’.
“Walk, peasants!”
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what, you never went Ankara Kebabs on Beaufort via the back door? Perth wins again, mwahaha.
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Exactly what I thought when I saw this.
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Yeah it’s a cheap shot. The alfresco dining area could do with a little work though.
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I love it. This is what Jamie’s Italian on William should be like.
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New twist on much loved theme. This time, someone was just about to enter the room, rather than having just left it. Marvellous work. ECU boffins notified.
https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/25796194/car-smashes-into-tyre-workshop/
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Must be tyreing keeping up with all these incidents.
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An animated gif of someone just leaving the room as wall explodes is needed.
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I love the roundy font. And the spare table top on the right. And the WA-like sky.
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Low maintenance, discreet for execs having business meetings over lunch. They have not over-invested in seating. Sensible business plan.
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Legitimate businessmen could also carry out the execution and dispose of the corpse on site. I see what you’re saying.
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Men come screaming, dressed in white coats
Shake you very gently by the throat
One’s named Gus, one’s named Alfie …
Wait … is that a Cocos logo ?
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I think it is. Lovely. Chelsea.
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Fuck me that’s gorgeous
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Simply the best al fresco area I have ever seen…
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Gifts of pies, toys and watches . . . and kebabs.
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