Outrage Sunday 176 flat Santa

Looks like Santa has been burning the candle at both ends! Or is he fellating himself under the relentless Wembley sky? My interest in Xmas flagged a long time ago. flatsantaDon’t jump down chimneys in East Perth, Santa: you’ll get scalped! scalpedEnjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. laneartAh well. Forget the shame, drudgery, and broken dreams. On Friday someone demanded I take a free choc milk outside the Art Gallery. I got a blank look when I asked how much sugar was in it. I threw it back in the tub of ice when I saw it was 27g per 300ml carton. I was comforted by the sight of this set-up: could it be…Fringe?? fringesetup

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6 Responses to Outrage Sunday 176 flat Santa

  1. Rolly says:

    Gotta like the third pic.

    “If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride”

    Nothing quite like admitting to your aspirations, Eh?

    “Hot, off the press” and all that.


  2. 54 g in the 600 ml. Fucking Outrage. It needs a journalistic expose on the wreckless machinations of the food mashing industry. Don’t get me started on fruit juice. The chemtails are strong in that one. Also the body graffiti artists getting to try their so called art on attractive young women is disappointing to say the least.


  3. Rolly says:

    I get a bit deflated about this misappropriation of a Northern Hemisphere Mid-Winter’s celebration, too.
    I blame Herod’s Security forces for failing in their infanticide attempts.
    Not that the US Military would have done much better.


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