Looks like Santa has been burning the candle at both ends! Or is he fellating himself under the relentless Wembley sky? My interest in Xmas flagged a long time ago. 
Don’t jump down chimneys in East Perth, Santa: you’ll get scalped! 
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. 
Ah well. Forget the shame, drudgery, and broken dreams. On Friday someone demanded I take a free choc milk outside the Art Gallery. I got a blank look when I asked how much sugar was in it. I threw it back in the tub of ice when I saw it was 27g per 300ml carton. I was comforted by the sight of this set-up: could it be…Fringe?? 
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
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Gotta like the third pic.
“If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride”
Nothing quite like admitting to your aspirations, Eh?
“Hot, off the press” and all that.
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She can wish all she wants, Rolly: I’m a married man.
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54 g in the 600 ml. Fucking Outrage. It needs a journalistic expose on the wreckless machinations of the food mashing industry. Don’t get me started on fruit juice. The chemtails are strong in that one. Also the body graffiti artists getting to try their so called art on attractive young women is disappointing to say the least.
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The Jehovahs were also nearby, Sir Bill. Coincidence?
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Sir, the Jehodeler’s Bare Witness are always about, now that the Carlisle nude drive in branch was closed.
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I get a bit deflated about this misappropriation of a Northern Hemisphere Mid-Winter’s celebration, too.
I blame Herod’s Security forces for failing in their infanticide attempts.
Not that the US Military would have done much better.
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