Category Archives: worst toilet

Outrage Sunday 98 Classified Files

The much-vaunted free bread was thin on the Jamie’s Kitchen table last night. There was apostrophe abuse, though.“Gotcha!”, our balcony-strutting colleague Bento thought when he got this. “They will be grateful after tapping into my expertise. Before you know it … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 79 dunny humour

Indiana, Cottesloe. (Where else?). I have been mocked before on this weblog for my public service on Marine Parade. I just give and give and give. Enraging. Just enraging. Melville. A foreign friend drew my attention to some disgusting toilets … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 72 hope

The toilets of Curtin University: clearly a better type of graffiti than U-Dub or the others. An invitation: A Star Trek-hater writes: Goethe? Zeno of Citium? Adrian de la Touche? Hoey? Ouch: Shane Warne studies at Curtin?: This wasn’t in … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 68 Dear Friends

The ultimate passive/aggressive sign/note. Even the font makes me feel tense. There are rules for everything at UWA. Apart from TWoP reporters, who is going to read this in full?

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Outrage Sunday 64 the toilet secrets of Mt Lawley

I expected nice pastels, the mundane: But I walked into a brown and yellow Confusion of a potter gone insane: What mind devised this decor fiasco? He staggered in to the terrible room In red trousers and a pair of … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 51 bonafied winning

Walking the dogs and need a wee (but not at the dogging toilet in the park)? Winning. Naturally you want to make your life the very best that it can be. Of course you want to find your success code … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 48 bidet you adieu

What a wonderful week! My birthday, PROSH, The West bails from the Press Council, April Fools, Oettinger at $40 for 24 half-litre cans, and the anniversary of when we killed Jebus! It really is a wonderful world. On one of … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 23 the ultimate

Cottesloe, and the apogee of Western civilisation thanks to the resources boom. Optional apostrophe-abusing wok burner $7500. In Claremont they put Nollamara on a pedestal. In Guildford they’re concerned with bigger things. Also in Guildford they’re getting a bit spooky: … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 22 bowel me

Make tomorrow’s future discoverers better. The market for uni students is insanely competitive, judging by the insane slogans and bewildering advertising coming out of the dreaming spires. This UWA image of a lift on the beach is clearly a smarter … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 14 Valley of Death

Six hours getting on and off a bus in the Swan Valley yesterday for someone’s 50th: by the time it was 3.30pm and we were wrapping up at a brewery I was longing for a giant mariachi-playing dugong to fall … Continue reading

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