Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life. 
No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.
Excellent: as excellent as the local jerbalism.
Getting the painters in? Remember, spelling isn’t their thing. I think only Bento does it himself. 
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The Asia Beat
The Worst of Perth 
Click to access paper.pdf
with extra bonus picture of the fuckwit-in-charge , Colon Barney.
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Noma-style hipster foraging was always going to be a tough gig on Rottnest. Even for the crows.
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Maybe John the painter is a kiwi?
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Reminds me of the column where Paul Murray claimed he met a concerned parent who had one of his pieces in her pocket.
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I’m the poor man’s Paul Murray? I’d rather be the yummy mummy’s Bill Murray!
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yeah
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