Register or Perish

Posted on March 14, 2016 by AHC McDonald

A mighty lawn registry. By Slanderer. Leederville. As usual the quality of the registration is the inverse square of the reality of the lawn. None shall pass. True story. 



About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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14 Responses to Register or Perish

  1. Rong1 says:
    March 14, 2016 at 5:08 am

    Cool Hand Luke would overcome problems created by that signpost

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
    March 14, 2016 at 6:09 am

    This has a touch of Hutt River Province about it. We can’t all be Prince Leonard of the suburban kikuyu.

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  3. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:
    March 14, 2016 at 6:14 am

    None shall pass!

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  4. Slanderer says:
    March 14, 2016 at 6:47 am

    I meant to check. Perhaps Masters are discounting these too in the race for the exit.

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  5. orbea says:
    March 14, 2016 at 7:40 am

    No pasaran

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  6. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
    March 14, 2016 at 7:55 am

    Respect My Authoritah

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  7. Rolly says:
    March 14, 2016 at 8:03 am

    An unauthorised erection on public property?

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  8. mrsstone says:
    March 14, 2016 at 10:18 am

    Sign No.104?
    Don’t bother nicking the sign, they’ve got 103 more in the shed.

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  9. Rong1 says:
    March 14, 2016 at 11:12 am

    And then we can fill our verges with other signs. No Smoking; No Loitering; No Drag Racing; No Burnouts; No Urinating; No Soliciting; No Protests; No Non-RSPCA Approved Chickens; No Signs To Be Erected In This Vicinity . . . .

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