One of my associates had a fine time at the theatre. 
Tickets, cars, water features, private chef: they will all be mine thanks to this excellent ad on an early right-hand page in Teh West this week. 
This advice seems a bit off. Why isn’t it in the garden, if that’s so great? 
The kiss of the sun for pardon,
The song of the birds for mirth,–
One is nearer God’s heart in a garden
Than anywhere else on earth.
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The Worst of Perth 
Thank heaven the run of The Riders is done . Novel-ese spoken on a stage before a lot of people is one thing , but SUNG … ???
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PS Special Catachresis Award ( for irony ) goes to the ‘ sung in English ‘ bit near the end . Z
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DId you discover whether a trip to Europe to collect your prize is included in the lotto winnings?
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Maybe you win so much you pay for your own first-class ticket?
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Think of the commission on the exchange of currency!
Not giving that to the greedy
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And no garden’s complete without…
The hiss of snags exploding
Waft of onion burnt
God still can’t cook a barbie
You’d think he would’ve learnt
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The wurst of Perth
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The RIders , not as good as the original which was sung in German by Florence Foster Jenkins.
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I just spoke with the associate who sent me the card. She said the C-word was used three times in the production. It was sung. WTF?
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Nothing beats going to see and hear a bunch of overweight continental wannabes shrieking at each other to music, ….not.
Wtf next…Cloud Street, the opera?
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Come now Ye sons of Art !
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Wheelbarrow, Claremont.
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“exercise caution”:
http://www.commerce.wa.gov.au/announcements/warning-about-unlicensed-betting-scheme-lotto-spring
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