Weeds

Bento urges, nay begs youse pigs to remember that the most important aspect of fake lawn is that you never have to weed it. Please remember this. It might be the most important thing you dogs ever read. Bayswater. 

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27 Responses to Weeds

  1. Rong1 says:

    Cannabis Sativa Bayswater

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Queensland box trees. The nemesis of everyone whose double pluggers are nearing the end of their working life. Another bastard tree brought to you by your local government.

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  3. Sir Bill International says:

    Curse you astroturf cunt. Thing you live in a plastic world,well thing again.

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  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Can you register a plastic lawn? Is it really lawn?

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  5. Zuben says:

    All this is merely paying taxes and reducing maintenance on inner suburban land that will inevitably … inevitably! … be redeveloped into vibrant , 12 storey mixed use residential !!

    A prime material for green walls and flat, flat roofs though !

    In the future all botanical plant growth in cities shall require government approval ; monsanto shall not be gainsaid .

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  6. Those weeds are incredibly difficult to pull out. Esp if they have insinuated themselves between block pavers.

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  7. boredinbouldaire says:

    Just left the room, luckily.

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