Bento urges, nay begs youse pigs to remember that the most important aspect of fake lawn is that you never have to weed it. Please remember this. It might be the most important thing you dogs ever read. Bayswater. 
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I’d sell it.
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At least you wouldn’t have fleas infesting your pipe!
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Queensland box trees. The nemesis of everyone whose double pluggers are nearing the end of their working life. Another bastard tree brought to you by your local government.
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Well if you’ve got a better way to bring about the untimely death of scooter riders, we’d all love to hear it.
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Curse you astroturf cunt. Thing you live in a plastic world,well thing again.
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Can you register a plastic lawn? Is it really lawn?
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You’d need plastic bare patches.
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If you look closely, you can see it’s gravel veneer.
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Yiu can register that as well.
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years back, i recall National Lampoon claiming that Shakespeare was misquoted; it wasn’t “the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry,” but “the best planned lays” &c. NL was being prurient, of course, but they were on the right track. Only thing is, Shakespeare was referring to fake lawn.
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Gazon maudit
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All this is merely paying taxes and reducing maintenance on inner suburban land that will inevitably … inevitably! … be redeveloped into vibrant , 12 storey mixed use residential !!
A prime material for green walls and flat, flat roofs though !
In the future all botanical plant growth in cities shall require government approval ; monsanto shall not be gainsaid .
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Those weeds are incredibly difficult to pull out. Esp if they have insinuated themselves between block pavers.
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Roundup is your friend.
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Fleabane (which is what this weed is commonly called) has started to become glyphosate resistant, though, in some locales. Quite possibly in Bayswater too.
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Say it ain’t so motherfucker!!!!
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Time to get the 245T out of Grandpa’s shed.
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Most Bayswater sheds still have Italian-gardener grade herbicides in them. The kind that were banned in the 60s.
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Treebane.
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Vanished worst as of today! Not sure if they were tipped off.
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I think it is quite likely.
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Could have been the City of Bayswater enforcing firebreak regulations.
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Eternalised for teh fuschia kuntz 👍✔
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Textbook stuff. Melbs ups the ante!
https://thewest.com.au/news/australia/bus-smashes-into-melbourne-cafe-ng-b88404456z
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Yep get a tram. Much safer.
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Just left the room, luckily.
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