Category Archives: worst art

Still the Wirren

Orbea went back to this site, 5 years after his original post. What a time it was. Legend 101 was right in his baffling identity theft mode then. But how wonderful that something so crappy and so ephemeral is still … Continue reading

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Played World

A Cartridge World and a wall mural. There was a small bar in a fire station when I was last there. Can a dozen rub and tugs be far away Busso? By Bento.  

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Please let me paint dudes with tree beards

Seriously now, this wall mural madness has got to stop. I mean it. Wasn’t I just saying that wall murals were so boring and the most uninteresting idea you could ever have that even SUBI would be doing it soon. … Continue reading

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Maylands Wall Eyed Mania

WA Toady announces that Maylands has gone “wall mural crazy”. The curator, the wonderfully named Leo Flavel surprisingly does seem to be in agreement with my point that those sponsored by government or grants are overwhelmingly shit… “All the government … Continue reading

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A Pumping Hand

Some may have noticed my railing on various media against the Ken Done teatowelism that suburban wall murals have become. If your moronic council is sponsoring an art form, dude, it’s played. If a council is not sandblasting your artwork, … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 241 The Kiss of the Sun

One of my associates had a fine time at the theatre. Tickets, cars, water features, private chef: they will all be mine thanks to this excellent ad on an early right-hand page in Teh West this week. This advice seems … Continue reading

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Twiggy’s Turd

In the tradition of billionaires creating iron turds in their honour, Bento shows off Andrew Forrest’s version in the bleak, depressing environs of the awful and shitty ex Merlin Hotel, now Hyatt precinct. It has it all, bricks, glass urinal … Continue reading

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Baysie Arts Supremos

Anyone feel like nominating me? Or Outrage? Or both?

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Scratchers

I can’t look at this Claremont artwork without getting itchy nurries. Why is Claremont commissioning 3D C&B? Why would they do that? Why?  By Pete F.       

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Crack on

Small feet, big cracks. That’s Melbourne. At least on the bay.  

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