A Pumping Hand

Some may have noticed my railing on various media against the Ken Done teatowelism that suburban wall murals have become. If your moronic council is sponsoring an art form, dude, it’s played. If a council is not sandblasting your artwork, you can be guaranteed it’s shit. If your dumbarse suburban council that can barely collect your recycling, is flying in teatowel artists to paint up your walls – it’s over. 

This however is another level. You can’t talk about the pumping, pumping, pumping of a vibrating hand when you are the one doing the vandalism can you? When you are also really bad? And your kerning is an arse? Or does he mean Teh  Stormy Mills in the background? It’s another towel artist? Whatever, they’re all Stormie Mills to me. I don’t care. Perineum captures the dying in the arse of Stormie Mills wall teatowelism. We hope. I have to say that I prefer this to having a giant numbat on this wall.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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28 Responses to A Pumping Hand

  1. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    I see spelling errors.

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  2. Scanners says:

    They made a rhyme! And the artwork by the side is just pure Banksy. Give this person a government grant immediately. Get Angry Anderson involved; we can rule the streets if Angry gets behind this.

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  3. Hazel says:

    fucking stormie mills. i just can’t get the fascination with this lame-ass ‘artist’ who paints the same shit over and over. it wasn’t good the first time – 100th time, definitely still shit. his popularity is proof that most people are either stupid or will like whatever they’re told to like

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  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Registered laneway?

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  5. MattB says:

    Oi we paid $15k for that.

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  6. PeteF says:

    The guilty party: http://www.abeautifulcity.com if not guilty then urging from the sidelines.

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  7. Ll says:

    Ummm… . That is not a Stormie Mills piece.

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