Twiggy’s Turd

In the tradition of billionaires creating iron turds in their honour, Bento shows off Andrew Forrest’s version in the bleak, depressing environs of the awful and shitty ex Merlin Hotel, now Hyatt precinct. It has it all, bricks, glass urinal bricks, Andrew Forrest.  The plaque says its nickname is the Mighty Greg, but I assume staff call it “Grunty the Eye Waterer”.

    
   

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36 Responses to Twiggy’s Turd

  1. Reign of Error says:

    Google ‘Bristol Stool Chart’. A categorised worst.

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  2. Bento says:

    Morley, Hillarys, Hyatt dirtbox. These billionaires pick the most salubrious locations to drop their kids off at the pool.

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  3. Yeah Right says:

    Bland boring Terrace Road. The ‘front door’ of the city overlooking a river in the far distance with nothing but barren wastelands of nothingness and sand and couch grass which connect it to the river. Would any other city in the world show its waterway such contempt? And just as the Commission homes have their dead brown grass out the front, so does the city of Perth have this massive wasted acreage for its very own. The only difference being that the ‘Houso’s’ put these dead verges to use with all manner of cars in all manner of condition and with wheels on or off and with bonnets up or down. Come on Perth. Where’s your junk to match the ‘Houso’s’? At least you could display that burned out, rusted Commodore with the blackboys growing out of it, here. The one that was placed out the front of the city railway station not so long ago. All Class. Yeah Right.

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  4. Can’t read the text on the plague , probably some dubious claim about discovering something that was in a government report 20 years prior

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  5. GivDBird says:

    Gina could’ve snapped that one off.

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  6. orbea says:

    After failing to hide as “Terry Smith” Clive Palmer sought more substantial anonymity

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  7. you'll get wet says:

    I told you, Perth continues to rob the Pilbara of it’s rocks.

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  8. El Guisto says:

    Here’s an idea fellow Worsters….

    Let’s Organize the first official Perth Worsters Day Out!

    We can hire a bus, pop down to the Hyatt and add our own little sculpture alongside the Twiggy Turd😆

    As a special treat I’ll head up to Coles and get a 12 pack of Sorbent….now that’s living, don’t you agree?

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  9. stitichezza, wot rshol laydat? torkbout shitten-a-bric. itza enuff 2 give ne free luvin gerbil a complex. do u fink it weely woz twiggy? gina eat ur hart out. dis iz 1 rshol i weely gotta give a farken fraken.

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  10. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    A giant turd. By the Smiths’ perchance?

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  11. BSWAM says:

    Ursula Von Rydingsvard is having a terrible, terrible dream.

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  12. Arcadia says:

    Yes that’s a worst.

    Why hasn’t that sign ‘The new force’ been vandalised yet? Its been there for 5 years it says.

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  13. Zuben says:

    Such things belong at the bottom of EQ if the head of the MRA is to be believed in re water quality and faecalform bacteria .

    Let them all be collected and placed on display on this new waterside creation as both sacrifice and homage to queen Colin of Cottesloe , who never met a billionaire she didn’t like .

    It may purify the water and deconsecrated it as jellyfish breeding place .

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  14. Zuben says:

    Perhaps one shouldn’t believe everything coming out of the m r a

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