Category Archives: worst advertising

Our friend’s electric

Posted on May 30, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Bx sends one all the way from San Antonio Texas. I prefer a conventionally aspirated one, but…

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Throw a claw over

Posted on May 6, 2016 by AHC McDonald

A bird that has access to 1500 birds per hectare may think they are lucky at first. But when you get to the second hectare, you just want a cup of tea. By Dave P.

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Outrage Sunday 241 The Kiss of the Sun

Posted on April 24, 2016 by rottobloggo

One of my associates had a fine time at the theatre. Tickets, cars, water features, private chef: they will all be mine thanks to this excellent ad on an early right-hand page in Teh West this week. This advice seems … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 239 excellent article

Posted on March 13, 2016 by rottobloggo

Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life.         No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.     Excellent: as … Continue reading →

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The Damned

Posted on March 10, 2016 by AHC McDonald

There’s a cafe, which has a chilling display of missing persons. At first glance blush it appears to be a public service announcement for those with information regarding a large number of people who perhaps have been abducted or murdered … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 236 smoke a cone

Posted on February 21, 2016 by rottobloggo

I’m sure they don’t mean a traffic cone, either. It is one of the fragrances of the beautiful harbour city, along with sheep shit, patchouli, hair oil, exhaust fumes, suppurating tuck pointing, burnt coffee, and the roistering sizzle of cunac … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 232 mummy doin’ tricks

Posted on January 17, 2016 by rottobloggo

Friday was busy. After time in the Perth Magistrates Court – aka The Drama Palace – I paused to see if these paramedics needed help. They said they were fine, and cops were on the way. “You may feel like … Continue reading →

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Low Ballin’

Posted on January 14, 2016 by AHC McDonald

The bar is set so low in Fremantle. And seldom cleared. A soaping per groin use lower even than Dennmark. By Bento.    

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Outrage Sunday 228 ho ho ho

Posted on December 20, 2015 by rottobloggo

Apologies for any inconvenence for today’s late OS. The Flangemaster kept bugging me to give him a foot massage last night. Now THAT is Hideous Kinky. He was also rude about Cottesloe’s recently-approved parklet. This is in Guikdford’s Station Street. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 219 beware of the birds

Posted on October 18, 2015 by rottobloggo

Our worsting overlord was ruthless with his worsting from the beautiful island. He didn’t see this enraging item, though. Maybe she wasn’t bewaring of the birds? They grabbed her snot-block and she wouldn’t let go. As previously seen in Geordie … Continue reading →

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