The bar is set so low in Fremantle. And seldom cleared. A soaping per groin use lower even than Dennmark. By Bento.
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Sell the stench, not the shirt.
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Greatest innovation since autotune for buskers doing John Butler Trio covers.
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Get the man in himself , out front , to do the promo . Will he pass the sniff test ?
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My shirt has no nose…
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Mine does. It’s just bloody stubborn.
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What next? Tidy dreadlocks? Thai fisherman pants actually going through the washing machine? Where will it all end?
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This is where.
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Can’t wait for the Freo sign that says “Vegan food. With flavour.”
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Go to “The Meaning of Bean” for a good tofu salad.
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Thank you for your suggestions. City of Fremantle grant funding confirmed.
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In other worst-of news, shittiest-cover-band-ever frontman Slim Jim’s house caught fire last night. He’s smokin hot right now!
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For the record: I once spent some delightful hours on board Shazza’s floating pleasure palace, taking a peep around her poop – and all was delightfully fragrant.
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Presumably she shops local for her ladieswear. Now with NoStink technology!
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Unstench your heart.
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Troy Buswell’s trousers.
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… The seat of which was so faded by the sunlight that would shine through the nether seam . A bit like country curtains under daylight savings time … ( one could run up a couple of bay windows ‘ worth out if his )
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