Low Ballin’

The bar is set so low in Fremantle. And seldom cleared. A soaping per groin use lower even than Dennmark. By Bento.  

 

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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16 Responses to Low Ballin’

  1. Bento says:

    Sell the stench, not the shirt.

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Greatest innovation since autotune for buskers doing John Butler Trio covers.

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  3. Rolly says:

    My shirt has no nose…

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  4. Eddie says:

    What next? Tidy dreadlocks? Thai fisherman pants actually going through the washing machine? Where will it all end?

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  5. Misspent Yoof says:

    In other worst-of news, shittiest-cover-band-ever frontman Slim Jim’s house caught fire last night. He’s smokin hot right now!

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  6. rottobloggo says:

    For the record: I once spent some delightful hours on board Shazza’s floating pleasure palace, taking a peep around her poop – and all was delightfully fragrant.

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  7. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    Troy Buswell’s trousers.

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    • Zuben says:

      … The seat of which was so faded by the sunlight that would shine through the nether seam . A bit like country curtains under daylight savings time … ( one could run up a couple of bay windows ‘ worth out if his )

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