The Damned

There’s a cafe, which has a chilling display of missing persons. At first glance blush it appears to be a public service announcement for those with information regarding a large number of people who perhaps have been abducted or murdered overseas. Some may be fighting with ISIS, or may be their wives. It seems to be about families needing closure. However, what it actually is, is customers who have gone on holiday. It’s a bit like when idiots used to take copies of the Subiaco Post on holiday with them, in order to send in “zany” pictures of knobheads with The Post in Paris. Except with this time with an air of menace and despair. missing

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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8 Responses to The Damned

  1. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    And where is this cafe?

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  2. Zuben says:

    Gone on vacation with a … what ?

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  3. GivDBird says:

    my sex life

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  4. Sir Bill International says:

    There’s a cafe which’s sure all that glitters is gold
    And its buying a stairway to heaven.

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  5. Zuben says:

    That cafe must be in Leederville

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  6. Slanderer says:

    I’m guessing it’s Guildford, and the hotel houses a crack in the space / time continuum. Expect many more disappearances if the place ever actually reopens.

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  7. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    So, Cafe Fritzl then.

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