Throw a claw over

A bird that has access to 1500 birds per hectare may think they are lucky at first. But when you get to the second hectare, you just want a cup of tea. By Dave P.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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5 Responses to Throw a claw over

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Boat ramps for chicens.

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  2. GivDBird says:

    Salty eggs?

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  3. Sir Bill International says:
  4. davidb says:

    “access to 1500 birds per square hectare” used to be written over the door at Ambar

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  5. you'll get wet says:

    ‘A bird that has access to 1500 birds per hectare may think they are lucky at first..’

    You sir are an honorary Mongol. Better a handful of dates and content with them than to own the gate of peacocks and be kicked in the eye by a broody camel. http://www.greatdarkhorde.org/proverbs.html

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