Outrage Sunday 297 Outrage for Service

Don’t you just adore the new advertising strategy at teh Worst??!! Little ads between the incisive reports. This page was for Burswood Crown Casino. Evil 8 member? Have a pint and a fist-pump! Muslim MP? Pork buffet! This will stop the slump in the readership figures. Extra extra!
People have been admiring my jugs! Let no man describe my love for my jugs as “aggrieved nostalgia“. The prices were kinda high, but what the hell. Sorry about the pic being a bit blurry! I was running to the Indiana toilets so was kinda excited!
The good thing about being near Indiana is you can throttle down with some Marine Parade yoga. Seaside serenity. All you can hear under the relentless blue sky is the hiss of the roiling cunacs and the freshest air in the world sighing through the poorly-trimmed pines.

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10 Responses to Outrage Sunday 297 Outrage for Service

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Forget the little ads. I haven’t seen that much non-advertising (journalism?) on a single Teh Worst>/i> page since whenever. Things must be crook.

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  2. Rong1 says:

    I Heart YOGURT too

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  3. rottobloggo says:

    Vale Wattsie.

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  4. orbea says:

    That image of Cott! A tabula rasa of successive governmental intervention, Pine log John Dawkins fencing, galvanised power boxes and a powerdome! Cottesloe is rubbish though.

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  5. Zuben says:

    ‘ Dying , yet in death alive . ‘

    — P Schikele

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  6. Zuben says:

    Eat ( and f**k ) the very young .

    Then relax over a brew .

    Who says WA isnt psycho ?

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