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$55 million

Good luck to all TWOPers in tonight’s megabucks event. This was in Teh Worst today – maybe you can buy a ticket tomorrow KNOWING WHAT THE NUMBERS WERE TONIGHT??!! The jackpot would buy you 827 million gumnuts, or a new … Continue reading

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goldfish

Are goldfish allowed to sell children? Why would the goldfish allow the child to be in the car before the transaction had been completed? Did the goldfish put the child on Gumtree? What did the father father? Surely the goldfish … Continue reading

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little person lost

Well-spotted by Misspent_yoof: “Classic update from The Worst online today. Apparently Serco managed to lose a midget prisoner: ‘Hayward is about 70cm tall, with a slim build and light skin’.” Good work My – but I believe our diminutive friends … Continue reading

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you can with a Canon

Our favourite balcony-dweller Bento popped up this morning to share his bafflement at the photo on this PerthNow report. “What’s with the weird choice of stock photo? Do they really think he was a 185cm Asian man with a DSLR?” … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 63 your time is now

Enforce this, Rottnest Island Authority. Or should that be Authoriteh? Krazy Kym and I had a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon, in the Swan Valley, but were baffled by the tasting notes. How can something called … Continue reading

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