Category Archives: Uncatetorisable worsts

Outrage Sunday 42 Rotto

Back from eight blissful nights on the beautiful island. Of course the looser vituperative in me couldn’t help but note some areas of concern. These quokka items in the souvenir section are very popular… Some say there are too many … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 41 soft

On Rottnest: boys’ fishing trip. All fine until someone took out his washing powder with fabric softener. Fuck me drunk. Did our Diggers skate into the hails of bullfrogs at Wipers so their children could use fabric softener? Did we … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 40 the scream

I’m not sure why this outrages me so much. I will think it through. It’s not as outraging as Matthew Broderick’s sellout. Only Dame Edna can appropriate Munch. But when Barry Humphries does ads he is not selling out. FBDO … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 39 hit me baby one more time

Saw Oz Day fireworks at Freo yachtie central. Instinctively thought I should be patiently assembling thoughtful montage of abandoned/broken/violated esky lids, with wine-bottle dropping topless lesbian stiltknitters in the hempy background – but couldn’t be bothered, as I knew I … Continue reading

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Craic my backside

Rob F sent in possibly one of the best ever worsts, which I probably can’t use, but he followed through with this monstrosity from Wangara. Irish dance academy? In a fuck off roller doored tilt-up in Wangara? With poxy Celtic … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 38 true blue

Massive excitement whizzing home in the Jizz on Friday when a car behind me, at first blush, looked like the Bento-mobile. The go-faster stripes look like the sort of thing an ageing Maylands rainmaker hipster would stick on his wheels. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 35 vision

I feel for teh kidz who had to unwrap this a week ago. Why give them this abomination when you could delight them with a Hannukah droidl? I feel for Krazy Kym and me: after witnessing Bento wearing his hat … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 33 God’s shuttlecock

A week to go: as prayers are affected by the wind, competitive worship is done indoors. Is Santa a Fantapants? Would he die for me, and can he do a vertical jump smash? We’ll never know. Mt Lawley? Maylands? Opposite … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 176 hostage edition

Outrage here. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but TLA is being held hostage in Rurotardia. I was wondering why no WW until I received a disturbing image of a blindfolded TLA holding a copy of today’s … Continue reading

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