Almost didn’t make it: nearly cut my throat trying to get the fucking salad done for lunch. Perhaps in 2012 TLA can add Jamie Oliver to his list of Irrational Hatreds.
Either Tim Winton told Luc Longley to throw away his shoes, or a fisherman’s wife is barefoot in North Fremantle.
Remember that patsy Orbea saying in September there wasn’t a CHOGM tie? What a rube. The CHOGM tie maketh the man. I will scorn and mock Orbea as I sit with my blonde trophy wife at my glorious table that groaneth with sweetmeats and Moet and that fucking beetroot and feta salad.