Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Too Soon

Posted on August 28, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Why pull down your Christmas tree now? When Xmas is only days away? It’s almost fucking September! You’ve put in the time investment. Weak as piss to pull out now. By Pete F. Claremont. In Cocos.  

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Fords

Posted on August 27, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Wow, from Marseilles yesterday to Kardinya today. Love this from Reign of Error.    

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People of the sand

Posted on August 26, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Alasdair goes direct from Mandurah to Marseilles. That sort of shock could crack your soul. But there is a kind of Perth look. The blue sky not quite as relentless, and no cocii. But it’s there.    

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Some Regrets

Posted on August 25, 2015 by AHC McDonald

I can see several contra-indications to his no regrets assertion. The pants. The braces. The hat. The bracelet. The price point. Fords. That he couldn’t get Wally Foreman and was stuck with Ian Brayshaw. I believe the photo caption was, … Continue reading →

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Dalkeith Thong Rapture

Posted on August 24, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Well Dalkeithers aren’t going to be left behind are they? By Pete F. 

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Parallel Parking

Posted on August 21, 2015 by AHC McDonald

UWA. I don’t know about not reproducing. They may be doing it in the back right now. The poor parking may be haste in getting into back seat. Cut some slack.  It’s not really that badly parked anyway. By Patrick Z. … Continue reading →

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Reclaim the True

Posted on August 20, 2015 by AHC McDonald

 I used to weep in bookshops. You know, if reclaim racists want a song, I’m willing to let them have Hey True Blue. Arguably Australia’s shittiest song. Let it be our “Horst Vessel”.   U

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One more blowout

Posted on August 19, 2015 by AHC McDonald

I looked for the undies (and feces). But just the shoe. Beaufort Street.  

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Two Blowouts

Posted on August 18, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Undies rupture without the benefit of Green Ginger Wine these days apparently. One by Bento North Perth. One by Pete F., Claremont.  Shouldn’t Claremont have a better brand of blowout?    

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One per customer

Posted on August 17, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Surely it could be considered a fucking outrage that, after grimacing your way through 4 bottles of Corona, one of the shittiest tourist grade beers – only barely palatable with a slice of lemon or indeed a clove of garlic … Continue reading →

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