Too Soon

Why pull down your Christmas tree now? When Xmas is only days away? It’s almost fucking September! You’ve put in the time investment. Weak as piss to pull out now. By Pete F. Claremont. In Cocos.


About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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9 Responses to Too Soon

  1. Rong1 says:

    Yes, only 119 shoplifting days left till Christmas!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. juantrak says:

    This what happens when the big stores keep promoting “Christmas in July!”.
    By August, Christmas is over and done – at least, for another 4 months anyway.


  3. GivDBird says:

    Vibrant & festive. Call Jim


  4. rottobloggo says:

    Is that Second Ave, Pete F?


  5. Eddie says:

    Let’s start by assuming the Rabbit Ranch case was their 2012 Pinot Noir. In which case, the household evidently has good taste. So the discarded tree is evidently an artistic statement about the futility of capitalism have supplanted honest religion. Either way, I now want a glass of Rabbit Ranch 2012.


    • Eddie says:

      Words. In some order. Doesn’t matter. Communication more important than words.


      • you'll get wet says:


        Eddie’s excellent Friday night

        2000h Grrr kicked out of Rabbit Ranch by the white fucker with big ears and party hat. Prick, he’ll keep. Hic.

        2015h Drove past Misery Farm but of that we’ll have none. Hic.

        2030h Drove past Jollity Farm oops reversed and opened gate. Hic.
        Driving through gate now, all the little words singing ‘How do you do,’ the grammar goes mooooo the syntax too.. phwoar !


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