One per customer

Surely it could be considered a fucking outrage that, after grimacing your way through 4 bottles of Corona, one of the shittiest tourist grade beers – only barely palatable with a slice of lemon or indeed a clove of garlic in the neck -that you could be refused a second crappy beanie by repeating the process? Wouldn’t you be entitled to a fucking medal, if you got through 8 Coronas? Give him another beanie you wankers.  

   

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10 Responses to One per customer

  1. Eddie says:

    I notice you waited until after the promotion was over before sharing this info. Are you going to keep all those beanies to yourself, or share them with the rest of us?

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  2. rottobloggo says:

    The beanie is having a poo!

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    The fine print will get you every time.

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  4. you'll get wet says:

    Breaking. Fremantle to ban plastic bags but no action to be taken on windbags like Elton

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  5. you'll get wet says:

    Speaking of which, the goss is plastic baggies were banned after weighty lobbying by Timbo. Apparently he has a grant for a dinghy to monitor turds offshore from Leighton beach as part of his research for a new triptych, and became concerned a baggy could foul his prop forcing him to lean over so upsetting the delicate, pristine, centre of gravity, thus risking entaglement in a sharknet and an end to the Arts in WA once and for all. Personally I can’t see the problem, unless of course he survives to write a book about it.

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  6. el guisto says:

    I bet some of the other beer brands jump on this promo stuff…

    Let’s see….VB…maybe a sick bag?
    Xxxx….a baseball bat to belt the wife?
    Hahn….a spare empty bottle to throw into the bush?
    Tooheys….a fake moustache, after all it worked for all those cricket playing chaps.

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