Parallel Parking

UWA. I don’t know about not reproducing. They may be doing it in the back right now. The poor parking may be haste in getting into back seat. Cut some slack.  It’s not really that badly parked anyway. By Patrick Z.

 

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18 Responses to Parallel Parking

  1. Arcadia says:

    No parking problems with bikes, says wannabe Mayor Harley, but nudity off the agenda….From the worst online Friday:

    “Councillor has plan to treble spending on cycling projects and crap clothing allowances at City of Perth.”

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  2. juantrak says:

    I’ve heard of road rage – but does this now extend to parking rage?? What next? Vigilante groups roaming car parks, summarily eliminating those who can’t park properly?? The population will decrease by millions overnight, if this comes about!

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  3. you'll get wet says:

    It’s what UWA Young Liberals call doing a community service. Canberra beckons.

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  4. juantrak says:

    I’ve heard of road rage – but does this now extend to parking rage??
    What next? Vigilante groups roaming car parks, summarily eliminating those who can’t park properly??
    The population will decrease by millions overnight, if this comes about!

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  5. GivDBird says:

    Ahh UWA. Good one day, gooder the next

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  6. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Fair comment. Good advice.

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  7. Sir Bill International says:

    Lookie , look , look. UWA hold students to higher standards , learn to capitalise, cunt.

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  8. NF#1 says:

    Dear Driver,

    May I offer the observation that your parking leaves much to be desired. Please consider others by parking as closely as possible to the centre of parking bays. If for whichever reason you are unable to comply with societal and parking norms, may I also suggest that you reconsider sullying the human gene pool by perpetuating your apparent disability via reproduction.

    Yours sincerely,

    A Concerned Citizen

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  9. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    The hardest part about uni was getting a car park. The rest of it was kinda straightforward.

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  10. Yeah Right says:

    Guess what, ‘Generation Zit’ ? Both the ‘Park er……… and the Note er……. fit in the same nasty narrow dumb ‘Me Me Me Me Me Me’ box and the parents of both would have served the world better by having practiced other forms of erotica some 2 or so decades ago. The ‘Note er’ might be surprised to know that this parking problem would NOT have occurred today, if ‘his’ very own suggestion had been followed by his very own sperm donor. Yes? Me Me Me……..

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    • Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

      NF#1 needs to get himself to the Jetstar terminal and avenge Natalia’s honour tout suite. I think we can agree Karl is the biggest knob in commercial television (sorry Kochie), so give him one from me too.

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      • NF#1 says:

        Karl’s a dead man :-)

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        • Sir Bill International says:

          There is much to be played out in the Nat vs Dickhead scenario. It will now appear in the Womb and Sty, the Womb and Tomb. That’s FIve , Take Life, the Misery of Life, on to Sir Davo’s publication , the Darch Examiner and then finally to appear in the Real Mark Latham’s twitter feed as ” feminazis knobbed my little red rooster”. Oh the inhumanidies.

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          • rottobloggo says:

            Come on Sir Billz: ’tis the symbiotic nature of teh Beast, the crisis continues, from goah to woah, in the glorious 24/7/365 meeja cycle!

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  11. you'll get wet says:

    Just successfully parallel parked the wheeliebins. Perfection. Hint: Stick your tongue out, blow and make vibrating noises – PPPPLTHTHTHTH – combined with wrist action.

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