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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Weekend Worstoff 73

Thanks to all who bought a Worst product yesterday. Will be more in the next few days. If you want a calendar or card with a specific image, I will also make those available. Now more fucking Future Perthers are … Continue reading

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Sellarbration of Worst

Nothing says Valentine (or Christmas for that matter) like a cuntkini card. I’ve finally decided on having tshirts and other stuff done by an outside company after the limitations and quality problems with doing them here. They take a massive … Continue reading

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A bear’s eyes water

Well this gives the overwhelming impression of a child stuck up a bear’s arse. There’s not really any other interpretation. And if it didn’t, it’s still shithouse graphic design. If the child is supposed to be carrying a giant teddy, … Continue reading

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Dude, you slashed my Tupac

Poor old 2Pac, not only gunned down by rivals, but also has his poster slashed and thrown out in Victoria Park. Why couldn’t they have taken Ton Loc? Why? WHYYYYYY! I can maybe (maybe) understand throwing out a Tupac poster, … Continue reading

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Fuckhead Union/Scab Cunt

Since there is apparently a strike here at Curtin today, here is some graffiti from the toilets of The Swan Inn in Fremantle. It was taken a while ago, but still shows the constant struggle between organised labour and ah, … Continue reading

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Auto-dildonics

From Tiang. I’m not really sure what to make of it. Does it go with “truck nuts”? Is it a prank? I it something to do with Brendan Fevola? It’s on a ute, if that’s any help. A dildo on … Continue reading

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Pour pussy to drink, drink to forget

Really just to get that hideous crackpot paper off the front page, (people are actually reading it), here’s a taste of Fremantle pussy I saw on Sunday. And speaking of Fremantle, a picture of Carmen Lawrence I took at a … Continue reading

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Who will pay for bad journalism?

Now finally some journalism we can really get our teeth into. Nurry, Mosellas, Cohen et al can merely dream of a scoop like this. Global warming is a British (British mind you) conspiracy to cause global genocide. Seemingly Prince Philip … Continue reading

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The Columnist

How long since we’ve had a house or garden wall? Too long my friends, too long. Perth’s built environment which used to be a staple of TWOP has descended, nay degenerated into a cess pit of hegemony and ruraltards, built … Continue reading

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Bass Tard

Jeff K recently sent in a pic for a worstoff, then hoped noone would ever be able to capture his own “Bass Tard” numberplate. I saw Teh Tard yesterday Jeff, but couldn’t zoom close enough to capture the plate – … Continue reading

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