Bass Tard

Jeff K recently sent in a pic for a worstoff, then hoped noone would ever be able to capture his own “Bass Tard” numberplate. I saw Teh Tard yesterday Jeff, but couldn’t zoom close enough to capture the plate – but I have your spoor.

basstard

And a few chunks from The Best of my Banned by The West twitter newsfeed this week. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold.  http://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/15953157.rss

Baking trays “No match” for genetically modified beef. Standard baking trays would have their “arses whipped” by new beef roasts say industry…

Worsfold claims prawns “Sea Cockroaches”. The WA seafood association was reeling after Eagles coach John Worsfold made a baffling attack on…

Future of journalism likened to sinking of Kursk. Submarine=newspapers, drowned sailors= jounos. Seawater = er Rupert Murdoch…

Crowds to test WACA security. Crowds of up to 40 people are expected to stretch WACA security cordon this summer…

Recycling slump hits Bon Scott’s grave. The company that recycles the 20 tonne of Bourbon bottles annually dumped on the rocker’s grave say…

“Sparrow’s Fart” un-Australian. The West’s language expert Zoltan Kovacs says Aussies should use “Brolga’s Fart” as an alternative to the sayi..

Future of journalism likened to sinking of Kursk. Submarine=newspapers, drowned sailors= jounos. Seawater = er Rupert Murdoch…

Kylie’s arse tatoo “vandalism”. Ralph magazine says a heritage listing should have stopped the aussie icon tattooing “El Kabong” on her bottom…

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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4 Responses to Bass Tard

  1. Kill Teen Angst Fan Boi says:

    Could be wrong but I have a feeling that belongs to an Xpress reviewer…

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