Cutting your Grass

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By Casual Observer. Subiaco. It’s kind of calming. I will miss the registered lawns. I note also that The Vic Hotel in Subi is likely closing. Which will add yet another closed business node to the hub. Soon the closed businesses will stretch unbroken all the way to Rockeby, a feature that even Fremantle would be proud of.

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Your Worst Night Mayor

Why the hell am I not night Mayor? What is a night Mayor?  Is it a hereditary position?  My platform is to raise parking rates and make urinating in alleys legal. To end the tyranny of little creatures at the Fringe. Force everybody to be Famous Sharon. Legislate that a tipsy and smoking Russel Woolf must serve every drink bought outdoors from November 1st to March 30th. Oh John Carey with your vibrancy and wall murals your time has come. I expect your votes youse pigs. 

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Bareness

This better be a nudism shop, or I’m going to have to take issue with this bare. Since it’s Fremantle, the changes underway will be closing down and shifting to Maylands. By Pete F.mod.jpg

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Outrage Sunday 307 constant and deliberate change journey

Forget the Lame-Stream Meeja, and their sham, drudgery, and broken dreams. Independent newspapers are where the good stuff can be found. Voice reporter David Ding-Dong Bell has a bloke we can get behind. “The city has been on a constant and deliberate change journey for the past three years.” It’s a Three Year Plan! Next: The Electrification of The Mt Hawthorn Letter Boxes! I’m sure you’ll agree that to have more, we must produce more, and to produce more, we must know more.
Turn to teh Echo for another revolutionary. Mr Smith quoted Edmund Burke in his maiden speech, so you know he’s made of the right stuff. Mr Smith Cleanses the World of Excuse-Makers and Blame-Shifters!
For light relief we turn to teh Chook, and a kiddie contacting measles. Yikes! I have contacts – I hope they’re germ-free!
I was baffled by this Bassendean edifice. Why do the numbers go the wrong way? Why aren’t there enough newspaper tubes? They need a constant and deliberate change journey.

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Stutter Rapt

Evidence of personal rapture. Is that to be the theme of the last days of TWOP? That we went out not with a bang but a sucking? Sadly seems so. Pete F. In Cottesloe.cottrap

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Home Devilry

Remember at the beginning of things here, when The West was shithouse and it seemed important to say so? Now Slanderer sees this pitiful bid. Where now only the paper boys/girls are winners. Certainly not the publishers. Or the readers, obviously. 

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Cruising to Boganity

Was sent Bunbury’s revitalisation plan recently. One of the weaknesses of the place identified was that the residents are perceived to be bogans. Surely the real River Rooster in the room is that people have perceptions of it being Bunbury? They also want cruiseships. Apparently. Venice’s loss is Bunbury’s gain. OMG, the biodiversity hotspot is not being used? WTF? You’d think it would at least be being used as a urinal???? There’s my investment down the earth toilet then.

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Boatshed Exports

We were talking about ironic public art only yesterday in Maylands. Pete F. saw this in Cottesloe. Export? At The Boatshed? No. Can’t see it. They have a wine loft fer christsakes! This is literally not happening.boatshed

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Echo Chamber

Two art pieces fight it out in Maylands’ bustling 8th Avenue. The ironic public phone and the tongue in cheek Jesus Jockey. Get a room dudes.  In any case it’s all a barely suppressed up yours to stagnant Bayswater next door, where wasted money blows through the deserted streets like fallen plane tree leaves. lol there’s even a coin slot. Nice one. 

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