Cruising to Boganity

Was sent Bunbury’s revitalisation plan recently. One of the weaknesses of the place identified was that the residents are perceived to be bogans. Surely the real River Rooster in the room is that people have perceptions of it being Bunbury? They also want cruiseships. Apparently. Venice’s loss is Bunbury’s gain. OMG, the biodiversity hotspot is not being used? WTF? You’d think it would at least be being used as a urinal???? There’s my investment down the earth toilet then.

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13 Responses to Cruising to Boganity

  1. Zuben says:

    12 storey mixed use residential
    redevelopment on the cottesloe foreshore never looked so good … AND … it s movable !

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  2. Yeah Right says:

    “Oh the humanity” !! Yeah Right.

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  3. Rolly says:

    Just another cardiac condition: “Aorta do sumfink abart it…”

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  4. Sir Bill International says:

    Your list of Bunbury’s deficiencies appears to be some variant of the AECOM report.
    http://www.bunbury.wa.gov.au/pdf/Council/Agendas%20and%20Minutes/CEO-1%20Bunbury%20CBD%20Master%20Plan.pdf
    Interestingly AECOM was commissioned by Colin Piacentini and not the Council, and appears to line up with the Limp Lettuce’s master plan.
    https://www.markmcgowan.com.au/files/Plan_for_Bunbury.pdf

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  5. Rong1 says:

    And that, my dear Bunbarians, is why a BYPASS ROAD was constructed. The place is a goddam shit-pit.

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  6. you'll get wet says:

    ‘Weaknesses’ by the poet laureate of Bunbury. For a start It doesn’t rhyme.

    Parking and negativity towards it,
    Nothing at all rewards it,
    Perception of it being a country town,
    Without a positive rhyming noun,

    you do the rest

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  7. Zuben says:

    Love the multi-storey driverless bus ( with its own gangway to cruise ship ? ) giant blue shark fin sculpture-by-the-sea and the shadows of the scale figures going in every which direction for that geeked-out surrealist touch .

    ‘ Architectural ‘ manga of its own special violence

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  8. you'll get wet says:

    Hands up who voted for him…

    “Think of all those tourists in caravans sitting in Melbourne — they are looking where to go and they see the Red Dog Highway,” Mr McGowan said.

    https://thewest.com.au/news/pilbara-news/call-to-change-pilbara-road-name-to-red-dog-highway-ng-b88559272z

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