Tag Archives: worst tree

Mind the Cocos

Posted on April 1, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Demolish everything, but make sure the precious Cocos are not touched. Here’s the thing about Maylands vibrancy. The only good bit is a tiny portion of Railway Charade encompassing Mad Kuntz. The rest is a shithole. A shithole that manages … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst tree | Tagged , , | 6 Comments

Australia Day 2013

Posted on January 26, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Perfect for Australia Day/Invasion Day. A merchant of death. Another foreign palm comes to take our land and culture. With added Belltower. By Alex. Have a great day patriots. I have seen fewer car flags this year.

Posted in worst tree | Tagged , , | 10 Comments

Cocos rot

Posted on September 27, 2012 by AHC McDonald

One can only hope this is the start of some kind of Dutch Cocos disease, or in this case Coogee Cocos Cancer. By Pete F. Must have been a wild scene, the day these Cocos went down. What the hell … Continue reading →

Posted in worst tree | Tagged , , , | 40 Comments

Bite!

Posted on July 20, 2012 by AHC McDonald

She says, she says damn that horror Scourfield Sex horror sex Murray sex Coconut sex horror sex Cocos Sex Cotton horror Cocos sex Majestic Cool machine Horror West Midland. bite! Cool machine. bite! Sex Cocos. bite! AAAAAArgh! Bite! NF#1 sees massive Cocos … Continue reading →

Posted in worst tree | Tagged , , , | 27 Comments

Embrace your inner Cocos.

Posted on July 13, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Jethro likes to keep his friends close, and his Cocoses even closer. Mosman Park. These Cocoses are literally in da house. Actually they may be Majestics – the equally useless retarded cousin of the Cocos. And is that a blackboy rampant?

Posted in worst tree | Tagged , , , , | 26 Comments

Worst Car Worst Walkway

Posted on February 16, 2012 by AHC McDonald

What did people do when there was nowhere to send their pics of worst walkways (including cocos and pencil pine) and cars stuck together with clingfilm and tape? Read Gravity’s Rainbow and Finnegan’s Wake I expect. Now they snap phone … Continue reading →

Posted in worst car, worst tree | Tagged , , | 9 Comments

Boab

Posted on September 20, 2011 by AHC McDonald

RubyRuby again discounting her claim that Broome wasn’t worst worthy. I will be in rurotardia myself. Be patient with comment moderation.

Posted in worst tree | Tagged , | 6 Comments

Weekend Worstoff 162

Posted on July 30, 2011 by AHC McDonald

As the bong inspectors saddle up and start closing in, there’s panic selling on the streets. Seen by Nataliafan#1 Morley Markets. And Pete F sent some Cairns shots. “kangaroo lined sideboard. awesome. Kangaroo skin cut & coloured to be gun … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, weekend worstoff | Tagged , , , , | 39 Comments

Post Cocos

Posted on February 22, 2011 by AHC McDonald

RubyRuby saw a once massive Cocos that had met its match in the form of a bog standard letterbox. The final indignity is a number 4 hammered into its mighty, (poxy) bark. Well done residents of number 4, Alexander Heights. … Continue reading →

Posted in worst letterbox, worst tree | Tagged , , , , | 53 Comments

Slaughter of the Cocos

Posted on March 16, 2010 by AHC McDonald

This time it’s personal. Is there a facebook group “How can the Tree Man claim to be a tree lover when he’s got fucking Cocos Palms in his own garden. Bento saw this sight to warm the cockles of all … Continue reading →

Posted in worst garden, worst tree | Tagged , , , | 44 Comments