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Three more signs

By David & Averil. By Pete F, Fremantle. And by Bento, Mullaloo.

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The Rules of Banking

Now what the hell is this all about? Too many questions. Is Pavlich throwing out the rules of banking? Is he endorsing the rules of banking? It looks like he needs glasses, so maybe he has to hold the rules … Continue reading

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Crap by Root or Burl

When WA farmers were still recklessly clearing every last tree from the surface of the planet, mountains of Mallee roots used to turn up as firewood. Unfortunately some roots escaped being burnt and were turned into execrable clocks and other … Continue reading

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Tub Boy

Shazza is calling this not worst, this guy that drives around in a bathtub in Freo (where else?). I suppose it does have a certain eccentric charm. I’m just glad it’s not tub girl. (And I would reccommend you don’t … Continue reading

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Show us your bargains

Shazza saw this The Worst of Perth classic at the Salvos’ second hand store in Fremantle. Designed especially for The Blues and Roots Festival, this breakaway number can automatically flash your tits at John “The Bono” Butler or crew members … Continue reading

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Ben Elton, Fuck off we’re full! Irrational Hatreds #3

You know who shits me? Ben Fucking Elton. How long can one man rely on Margaret Thatcher being a cunt and writing some of Blackadder? Blackadder gets you some slack for bringing out one crap book, but surely not thirteen. … Continue reading

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Fuckhead Union/Scab Cunt

Since there is apparently a strike here at Curtin today, here is some graffiti from the toilets of The Swan Inn in Fremantle. It was taken a while ago, but still shows the constant struggle between organised labour and ah, … Continue reading

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Westworld

Why don’t you make arrangements to take our hovercraft to Medieval World, Roman World and Westworld. Contact us today, or see your travel agent. Boy, have we got a vacation for you. Westworld Can I just say, wha? Young master … Continue reading

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Voyage of the Damned

I wasn’t a sex symbol, I was a sex zombie. Veronica Lake Was at the Fremantle WA Maritime Museum when they were redoing the Australia 2 exhibit the other day. Seeing the mannequins up close was a shocking experience. They … Continue reading

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Crustacean Malfunction

(HAL) “I’ve just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It’s going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.” (2001 A Space Odyssey) From Mr XY, who is becoming a worst food specialist. Who could forget his eggs derelict? … Continue reading

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