Show us your bargains

Shazza saw this The Worst of Perth classic at the Salvos’ second hand store in Fremantle. Designed especially for The Blues and Roots Festival, this breakaway number can automatically flash your tits at John “The Bono” Butler or crew members of The Sea Shepherd without even lifting your arms!

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33 Responses to Show us your bargains

  1. Bento says:

    Maybe I’m a bit too uptight, but nude mannequins always make me feel a little uncomfortable.

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  2. Shreiking Wombat says:

    No worries Bento. Think of it not as a nude mannequin and more as a relief map of Switzerland.

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  3. monkeypants says:

    Criteria according to “how to dress like a slut”:

    1. No bras or panties. No underwear at all! CHECK

    2. Sheer clothing or Loose fitting skimpy outfits  CHECK

    3. Short skirts are key CHECK

    4. Expose yourself as much as you can when you bend over or just sit down(spread your legs)
    CHECK
    5. Let everyone see your unmentionables, it’s more fun that way! CHECK

    We have a winner!

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  4. Pfortner says:

    Come on, it’s the Salvos for pete’s sake – as if they can just procure a fatty mannequin at the drop of a FIMO pendant. What interests me is, does it have a head?

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  5. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    “Anyway, just imagine the Venus de Milo in a suburban lady’s Sunday best….”

    http://www.thezaurus.com/?/literature/zupan_vitomil_minuet_for_the_guitar/

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  6. orbea says:

    In Lewinsky Blue, and with a cunning array of pre-existing stains, this new seasons gown is ideally suited for third weddings, cousins 18ths in cougar mode and Rotary functions.

    If the B@Stards get in early they have their ball gown sorted for Inseminators 10.

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  7. Shreiking Wombat says:

    Dear god. I’m lost for words:

    http://poobah.tumblr.com/post/397650758/rectorooter

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  8. Shreiking Wombat says:

    I’ve been Tumbling, Ms Pants:

    http://thefuzzydave.tumblr.com/

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  9. Shreiking Wombat says:

    It’s highly addictive. Just be careful of some of those links on the left. Some slightly NSFW because of boobehs.

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  13. The Legend 101 says:

    How much is it ill copare it to Myer

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