A blast from Bento: “Packaging designed in Australia…cutting edge.” Nice call. But, pot/kettle/black – his rangehood is hardly fresh-out-of-the-box.

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Don’t get me started on the range hood. It is something of a sore point between me and the property manager.

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You mean you’re a…

tenant?LikeLike

You think I could afford port sippers

anda mortgage on an honest cop’s salary?LikeLike

We’re passing the hat around at the POST: surely you could manage a 2×1 on Wellington Street (the highway end) in Mosman Park??

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You’re clearly mad. According to Woogle Maps, I’d be 3 hours and 15 minutes walk from Clarence’s.

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But you could slouch past all those serial killer locations and the remains of prix d’amour.

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Two words. Freo Finance.

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The jet skis of glassware.

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Is that a 2013 Julie Bishop calendar I see stuck on the fridge?

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is this what thehipsters are drinking from now? Port Sippers?

slug it direct from the flagon like a real man.

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“Packaging designed in Australia” means there’s one of these hanging out of the other end of the box.

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Or one of these.

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Or one of these.

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Perhaps one of these.

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Or these!

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I have that skirt.

I did buy it for the label – the pleating pattern is Patent Pending CSIRO…

But I bought it in an op shop in rural Victoria in the late 90s…

Damn.

How did you find that, Bento?!

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And maybe one of these.

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Imagine the consternation if one of these arrived!

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Or one of these.

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We have a winner, ladies and future cunts.

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Will hover cars have the kahunas to break down the limestone walls of the future cunts?

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Affordable McMansions will be mostly cardboard, so yes.

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Football, meat pies, kangaroos and Holden cars.

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and hover cars

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Not forgetting this.

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