Junior School

Posted on September 6, 2010 by AHC McDonald

How dare you Shaun. My Sisters went to this school. St Brigids “Sisters of Mercy” Lesmurdie.

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Weltenberger

Posted on September 5, 2010 by AHC McDonald

I am for Weltenberger Ja?

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Weekend Worstoff 123

Posted on September 4, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Caris saw that a funster had made the most of the sparse Perth rains. Marshall saw this example of boganism in The Cook Islands. He thought it was a bit of a bold claim, but it was pointed out that a Hilux is the aspirational vehicle in Teh Cooks.Another example of why I won’t go to Broome. Pravda saw this toilet seat which seems to be made of compacted shit sprinkled with sea creatures. And Olga saw a possible art piece at Murdoch Unversity. Worst well.

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LOLburn

Posted on September 3, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Moving from Cockburn to the nearby Kwinarnia, also on Cockburn Sound. A burnt out troika in Mark McGown country. A much better example of the McGowan ouvre than this or indeed this. Which will last longer, our memories of Mainy or saying LOL? From Matt E.

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Felt

Posted on September 2, 2010 by AHC McDonald

“A nerd who is getting laid does not equal a hipster!” Abbott and Gillard slammed over simplistic definitions. A felt hat may also be… #jivetalk via The Worst of Perth twitter.I tried to get a decent shot of this dude in a felt hat, rainbow scarf and sandals in Margaret River, but he was a little fast for me. But the image could still be useful for future generations to have some idea what plonkers lived in the South Worst at this time.

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You can’t take the cock out of Cockburn…

Posted on September 2, 2010 by AHC McDonald

This is disgraceful. Have pride in your area man! If you do business in the land  of the burnt cock, then err, suck it up. It’s COCKBURN! COCK plus BURN! What part of cock and/or burn don’t you get? You’re in the City of COCK BURN, right on COCK BURN fucking  Sound. Who gave you the right to drop the cock?
Of course the owner’s name could be Coburn I suppose, but then shouldn’t it be Coburn’s Cockburn Caravans? From Pete F. Wait, this is Naval Base? Could I suggest Naval Base Caravans if you’re really that cock shy? Open Saturday? Don’t bother. TWOP readers won’t be buying Baravan one until the cock is back in the house. And is that Comic sans with a palm tree garnish? I’m not even going to look. Might make a nice T Shirt though, Clint Coburn’s Cockburn Caravans. What is nicest about this worst is that one, Pete F was in Naval Base, two, he had the perspicacity to notice the dropped cock, and three he actually stopped for a photo essay. Absolutely out fucking standing. Here’s a lesson for all those who see Tim Winton in the ladies’ toilet, and then claim (lie) that they didn’t have a camera. As Barra would say, “Toughen up Princess Jakovich”.

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Bin here, Bin there.

Posted on September 1, 2010 by AHC McDonald

More TWOP accomplishment? The bin is gone already? Maybe Robert Juniper called up and shouted at them? If it wasn’t for this, I’d say coincidence. Thanks to MM. I’d like to see the whole thing covered in rubbish within a few days.

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The Nannup Mermaid

Posted on September 1, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Apparently the skin really dries out when they get so far inland. By Shazza. Superb. Looks a bit like Benny Hill. Or is it Bert Newton?

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Came for the nip, stayed for the wedding gowns

Posted on August 31, 2010 by AHC McDonald

John C’s sharp eyes spotted a nip on Snow White. I thought it was graffiti, but the cu seems to show it’s original. The greasy fingerprints may be a later addition. He also kindly includes a view of a vanished worst in its current existence, the former very sinister Cityside Church, AKA Discipline and Punish.

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Mira has a BHP

Posted on August 30, 2010 by AHC McDonald

Mostly I’m impressed with the neatness of the script. From Outrage Cohen. Fairway, Nedlands. Not sure about the all caps, but perhaps it was big enough and hairy enough to warrant it? Graffiti in this town is so bad, it’s almost sublime.

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