Nolla

Posted on June 15, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Sometimes there’s a need for a post like this. A pointer to a time when a Nollamaran might have been expected to don the whites and hire a tennis court. They might have had high tea too. With Noel Coward. By Orbea.nollamara dreams

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Freed Freedom

Posted on June 14, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Just a test post really, but I did note that the Freedom Centre has really become free now. Gone are the despotic laminates.Freedom Centre

Chris Lilley no Ben Elton – Ben Elton.

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Bear on Barra

Posted on June 14, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Michael T notes that instead of Comedian Merrick, in WA the Jesus Jockey Bear Grylls has Barra as his comedy sidekick. Hope he’ll be doing his Glenn Jakovich material.

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You can’t handle the bread

Posted on June 14, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Two signs that nail a lie, and two truthers. First, why is UWA student mag Pelican spraying its territory outside Curtin Tavern? Yes Curtin’s Grok is bad, (despite taking up my suggestion of dumping the shiny paper), but this is rubbing our noses in it. Next Pelican will be poaching Grok’s angst jockeys from Creative Corner! I like the drunken comment though. Pelican editor bitches are nothing but glorified Tafecuntz. Truth it up.Also at Curtin, where’s the bread? More unknown lies nailed by Samantha B. on the corner of Vincent and Wiliam Streets. And here’s another truth, but is it a truth worth knowing? Dexter Herbivore culled this from realestate.com.au. “Loser glimpses”.

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Swilling my undies with his song

Posted on June 13, 2011 by AHC McDonald

I stayed at the Intercontinental Hotel in Dalian, northern China.They had a pillow menu, if you weren’t satisfied with the one you had. The bathroom had these crystal birds, which I assumed were to dry your undies on.

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Sleeving me softly

Posted on June 13, 2011 by AHC McDonald

I would have thought you’d make sure your boozies were covered before adding the puffy sleeves. William Street Northbridge.

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The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Posted on June 12, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Haven’t had one for a while.

@theworstofperth Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold.

Bear Grylls trains his gag reflex by “Swallowing Jesus whole”. Styling bigotry and hatred as “Love” allows me to easily eat live cockroaches…

Claremont Quarter denies dried apricots to rise 500% during CHOGM. “I don’t know who your sources are but that’s total bullshit,” said spoke…

Dorsogna signs Rolf Harris for campaign. “We thought his Two Little Boys song was a perfect fit for our mini frankfurter promo.,” said Dors…

Menstrual pain simulated in male lab rats. “No particular reason,” said professor Fiona Brown, project leader…

FX3 hits production snags. Bryan Brown labels co stars “dumb cunts”. Dawn French and US Star Ice T threatened to walk as Brown ranted for se…

“Doogie Howser B.A.”? Child genius who did a Bachelor of Arts at age 7 now working for Centrelink at age 9. “Maybe I wasn’t so smart after…

Woman tries to claim cellulite on thighs as “Hail damage”. The Ombudsman has rejected a appeal by a Darch woman over an insurance claim ove…

“Yo-Yo Ma, Yo-Yo Ma, Yo-Yo Maaaa! YO-YO MA is not the solution to Labor’s problems!” Ripper berates effete shadow cabinet…

University admits “La Trobe” translates as “The Trobe”…

Travel time gained by working from home is usually lost through excessive masturbation- study. ECU researchers claim masturbation rises 800%…

Chinese Blue Heelers set to flood market…

Perth slutwalk delayed by paver shortage. A dedicated slutwalk along the Esplanade is on hold due to a limestone block and paver shortage…

Sex dolls that coach foreign languages while you sleep a big hit at Beijing trade fair. With a vibrating anus and a vocab of 500 000 words t…

Covered breasts leave police baffled…

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Outrage Sunday Se7en

Posted on June 12, 2011 by rottobloggo

Who can’t handle the truth? I was emailed this image today: no wonder TLA is so keen to dis’ Truthers. This is the smoking gun, the bloody shoe and the McGuffin rolled into one. Connect the dots and get the picture.

More evidence all is not well in Rurotardia: my Royalties for Regions scribing implement broke. Pen Inc.?

Krazy Kym and I went to that flash just-out-of-the-box-new small bar Hemingway’s Sorrow last night. It was painfully fashionable. After a creme de menthe we left in a state of ennui after seeing their toilets signs.

It just goes to show: the price of eternal not-Worst is vigilance.

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Weekend Worsdtoff 155

Posted on June 11, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Bento knows where he’ll be this afternoon.
 The 2011 auction will showcase artwork from an array of artists, in particular Fremantle musician John Butler, who will paint a deckchair to be auctioned specifically for this event.
These deckchair artz are always terrible, no matter who does them, so I hope someone can get a snap of Bono Butler’s no doubt excruciatingly bad bum holder.

An empty heart, Nanjing.

RubyRuby wonders why we don’t have this Melbourne hardware chain in Perth.Michael saw someone wearing a snuggie in the mall for lunchtime shopping. And Sam saw a giant tin of diced beetroot abandoned at Perth Busport as if someone had just in time realised that they hated beetroot and jumped on the bus with a “See ya sucker!” directed to the tin.

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Cause and defect

Posted on June 10, 2011 by AHC McDonald

James N. saw this magic bus. Perhaps most disturbing is the I heart Wales sticker. I agree with the van for mandatory castration of the Dutch though.And where the van leaves off, this Freo meter box as seen by Rubyruby carries on the fight.

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