Glen Jakovich is threatening to sue Adrian Barich because Barra makes Glen the butt of all his jokes. Glen contacted The Worst of Perth to vent his frustration. It’s a little hard to believe Barra was an Eagle I have to admit. The Perth Now original which sparked Glen’s call to us is HERE.
Barra quote: When Glen Jakovich sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house.
Jakovich: See this is exactly what I’m talking about. Is he’s saying I’m fat? Is he? because I don’t understand what he means here. The cunt is fatter than anyone! My kids are coming home from school saying “Dad, people say you sit AROUND the house” and I’m like, what the fuck? Is he saying I’m fat, or lazy, or I’ve got a house up my arse? What is it? What’s he saying? I’m supposed to have a house up my arse right?
Barra quote: Glen Jakovich is like a fine French Impressionist painting. He’s very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
Jakovich: Look at this! For fuck sake! I’m a painting now? it just doesn’t make sense. Anyone can see I’m a human not a painting. A painting has got a frame and shit around it. I’m totally bewildered by this one. His audience should be suing him, not me. I can’t believe he gets $2000 per gig for this shit. How can I possibly be a painting? Physically not possible. Aren’t there laws of physics?
Barra quote: I used to not get on with Glen Jakovich, but over the last few months I’ve developed quite an attachment for him. It goes over his head and a strap comes down under his chin to keep his mouth shut!
Jakovich: I’m totally not getting this. He’s never come to me with any kind of attachment. It’s total lie. Show me this attachment Barra. As god is my witness, I have never worn any kind of attachment like this. Why would I?
Barra: Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions? A. When you see Glen Jakovich backing off a cliff in your new car.
Jakovich: I can sue for this shit right? I don’t want my kids growing up thinking I’m a bad reverser. Why would I even be in the cunt’s car? Makes no sense.Give me the fucken keys and I’ll make sure you sit AROUND the car Barich.
Barra quote: Did you hear about how Woosha wanted to be buried at sea when he dies? Glen Jakovich almost drowned digging his grave.
Jakovich: This I just don’t get. Totally didn’t happen. Why would I be digging Woosha’s grave before he’s even dead? I would be honoured to dig that sea grave, but I’ll wait until I’m asked.
Glen was last spotted fitting a screen door to a submarine.