Swilling my undies with his song

I stayed at the Intercontinental Hotel in Dalian, northern China.They had a pillow menu, if you weren’t satisfied with the one you had. The bathroom had these crystal birds, which I assumed were to dry your undies on.

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30 Responses to Swilling my undies with his song

  1. orbea says:

    which one did you choose? feng shui up the ooshta

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  2. RubyRuby says:

    Was going for “not worst” on pillows, but then saw the “medical” properties of jade being heralded. And the red mist descended…

    Nice swans, though. Did you bring them home?

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  3. poor lisa says:

    Fantastic. They have a pillow menu and the Australian tourism industry wonders why it’s in the doldrums.

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  4. ronggly says:

    Puts a whole new meaning on the phrase “pillow-biter”

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  5. rottobloggo says:

    bench-BODY daks?

    Did you borrow those from Bento?

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  6. skink says:

    this story deserves some Twop comment:
    Iraqi refugee would rather return home to a war zone than live in Perth:
    http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/an-iraqi-warzone-was-nothing-to-life-in-perth-20110608-1fsud.html

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    • I also thought the front page photo of plane that later crashed a waste of time. “Widow shows photo” is front page material?

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      • skink says:

        or the Sunday Times front page:

        Troy Buswell’s wife breaks her silence to say: ‘I’m not going to talk about my marriage.’

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      • Pete says:

        Right on TLA. I love the Mexican & South American newspapers that rejoice in some muertos but that was just stupid & bizarre. Should have been in the business pages – someone may have realized that a mine, train line & export facilities aren’t going to make themselves over those mountains before 2013.

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  7. The Legend 101 says:

    Wow you can choose your own pillow, Awsome

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  8. Lucky Star says:

    The crystal swans look far too much like something my Nanna would have had in her house. Not something I’d expect to see in a hotel. She probably would have had them in the bathroom too, along with the old toilet roll dolly and a fern.

    Thanks for sharing your undies with everyone TLA. Hope they were clean ones you chose to photograph!

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  9. WA_side says:

    If it was cheaper to buy new undies than have them washed, why did you need to hang them to dry?

    Unless …

    Quick, someone pass me a scrubbing brush & soap for my mind’s-eye.

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