Your Mum’s Place

Posted on June 24, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Fredrickson. Nollamara.

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Flange a fresco

Posted on June 23, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Working in wet concrete is like working in wet plaster fresco, except the masters, say Giotto, or perhaps Michaelangelo would have rendered the flange in superb detail, with perhaps a gold halo over the head -which is also missing in this case. (On second thoughts, scrub Michaelangelo. Not a big flange jockey by all accounts.) I suppose this artist may have been interrupted by local residents coming out and whacking him with a broom? And Giotto didn’t have to hide behind a bush until the council workers had laid in a new stretch of wet plaster wall either. Actually, looks a bit like Tony Martin if you can consider the boozies as glasses. A nice gravatar for you TL101. This would be ahh, Inglewood I think. Near Bayswater subway.

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Give the gift of heads

Posted on June 22, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Two worst worthy items in curio shop William Street (Turnstyles) . A carving celebrating decapitation, and a whole roll of Boans wrapping paper. I was going to ask the price, but the shop person was absorbed in playing solitaire on the counter. The Boans paper would see you through a decade of worst Christmases and Birthdays. Old buffers will love it, especially those that called it Bo-ans.

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Herbal ball massage

Posted on June 22, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Guaranteed to give you hot stones. By JaneZ. William Street City.

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Sold my arse!

Posted on June 21, 2011 by AHC McDonald

“Make it stop!” cries Dave P. Midland real estate agents. I don’t often divert from my original photo policy, but this deserves an exception. What will the future think of this? They all seem so…into it.

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There’s a crack winding back

Posted on June 21, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Country Bandit saw this celebration of 1979 between Collie and Bunbury – deep in Rurotardia. Maybe it was paid for by rurotards for regions loot. Thing is, it doesn’t look 30 years old. Or even 5 years old. Has 1979 only just reached the banjo belt? A bit disappointed Country B couldn’t have waited til say the horse was being knobbed by a goat, or the cows were mid crap, but in any case marvellous. Now to clarify, the banjo belt would extend from say, Bunbury, inside it being the serial killer zone and the bogan belt at Armadale right?way 79way 79

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The Woman in the Liver Mask

Posted on June 20, 2011 by AHC McDonald

I love this. A perfect worst. Auteured by who else but Pete F. And doesn’t the liver have a wonderful shape for a logo? Not even a dog turd graphic could match it for dynamic tension and instant recognition. liver damageliver damage

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Weekend Worstoff 156

Posted on June 18, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Bento sent this where the sticker on the van apparently says “vaginatarian”. You can’t read it, but I put it up so you can snicker at the thought of Bento travelling towards Gosnells Rd.Asp was in Perth on a business trip last week and found Easter eggs still on sale. It’s positive though. He thought Perth was much further behind than just Easter.Dave P (of nigger crabs fame) entitles this “Generations of Dereliction.” Yes, would have made a nice year ten photo assignment. Coolbellup.Natalia Fan#1 took exception to Westpac “hearting” Perth. What’s next, Bankwest lol-ing Perth?And Pete F saw some anti bank and usury bollocks somewhere Subiaco.Worst well.

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Suffer in her jox

Posted on June 17, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Dave P. Testify. Location unspecified.nigger crab jox

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2 Roxy

Posted on June 16, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Two from Two Rocks, or “Poo Jocks” as the locals apparently call it courtesy BenjiBestFriendji.There have been a few pics sent from the derelict Atlantis, (did they ever solve those dolphin murders?) but here’s another. Love the 2 Roxy business name too.

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