Cause and defect

James N. saw this magic bus. Perhaps most disturbing is the I heart Wales sticker. I agree with the van for mandatory castration of the Dutch though.And where the van leaves off, this Freo meter box as seen by Rubyruby carries on the fight.

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75 Responses to Cause and defect

  1. RubyRuby says:

    Dude. More Viz references – is that Millie Tant’s van or what?

    I’m glad to see that even a Goddess in Training subscribes to the Fuck off we’re Full (of racists) school, and yet wants to quote Nelson Mandela and for some reason commemorate Truganini and their love of cats… Amazing work. Really like the upside-down flag to the left of the number plate. Thank you, James N!

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  2. The Legend 101 says:

    Yet again freo is the place for stupid cars and vans.

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  3. skink says:

    he wants us to respect Australian culture and tradition, and yet supports Liverpool Football Club
    ‘we will not accept your culture’, but we’ll barrack for your soccer clubs.

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  4. NF#1 says:

    Gerry has a new van?

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  5. Shazz says:

    Is is possible this is irony of some sort? In that case not Worst. Though I am disappointed to see no mention of Syria.

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  6. Grrr says:

    How has that van not been featured before? If it has it has been considerably updated.
    He (I am sure it is?) drives as well as Flag Lady makes cogent arguments on the subjects of nationality and patriotism.

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  7. RubyRuby says:

    Isn’t it illegal to have material obstructing your vision through the back when driving?

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    • skink says:

      hell no.

      driving home from the south coast after the Easter hols, stuck behind the inevitable convoy of caravans and boats, we whiled away the time with the kids by counting how many caravan drivers had extended mirrors or periscopes that would have enabled them to see the long tailback of traffic behind them, seen drivers mouthing the word ‘cunt’ at them, or doing the hand-wanking gesture out of the window.

      our survey said: one-in-three caravan drivers have no rear vision

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      • Rolly says:

        …….and a hell of a lot have no vision at all when it comes to sharing the road: In about the same proportions as everyday car drivers, truck drivers and cyclists – motor and push-pedal.
        No, it is not a legal requirement to be able to see through the rear of the vehicle if the vehicle is equipped with adequate mirrors to both sides of the driver.

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        • orbea says:

          “adequate”
          read skink’s post again rolly
          what use are adequate mirrors if the ancient incontinent cunt driving the jayco-towing-sunbird cant focus on the mirror let alone the image in the mirror, see the huge tailback the mypic dipshit has caused and refuses to act on it because the smug self-important twat is a self-fucken funded retiree “Oi avoided taxes in the seventies and oi’ll drive at whatever speed oi loike”

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          • I have always assumed the whole “being a total cunt” thing was the main attraction of dragging around a Baravan. Can’t see what other value it would have apart from making other people angry.Isn’t that why they do it?

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          • Rolly says:

            Read what I said, once more, Dear Angry Roaduser (orbea).
            Te bit about the mirrors referred to the multi-stickered panel van.
            The preceding bit about “no vision at all ” was directed at the caravaners as well as the dumb shits who believe that everyone who doesn’t want to use the streets in the same metaphorically myopic way as themselves, is somehow deliberately trying to intimidate them.
            A few sessions on anger management might help reduce your self inflicted angst and concomitant deleterious effects on your blood pressure.
            Baravans Rule! OK?!!

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  8. rottobloggo says:

    I feel sorry for whatever it was that sounded different.

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  9. ronggly says:

    WTF ? “Irish Catholics out of West Papua”

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    • pete says:

      Too right. They rock up with their bloody transubstantiation, wearing Bono t-shirts and dancing about like they own the place – but they don’t move their arms when they dance, the bastards. Then the drinking starts. They claim it’s just blood they’re drinking but a couple of cups of the stuff and they’re staggering around, shouting abuse at the English and picking fights over who looked better bald – Sinead O’Connor or the chick from the Cranberries. They’re a menace.

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    • B.T. says:

      I thought it said “Irish Catholics out of West Perth”.

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  10. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    The Freo Dockers. Now there is a truly hopeless cause.

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    • Got these quotes via referrers from Dockers website.
      “the worst of perth and dockerland are the only reasons Perth keeps making it into the most livable city top ten.”
      and
      He( Winton) said very clearly to Hutcho that the ‘problem’ with Freo at the mo is tha…

      I think Tim has been slagging off the Dockers somewhere.

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  11. vegan says:

    personally, i like the i heart power sticker.

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  12. langhorne says:

    Just below the window, doess that say ‘Thank a Lesbian for your freedom’?

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  13. poor lisa says:

    LA just some positive reinforcement. The tweets are fucking brilliant, I’m especially loving bintang, chinese carrots and browneye stats. Why is the ponderously unfunny Chris Lilley famous and on tv and you’re not.

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  14. cookster says:

    This van is obviously full of multicultural schizophrenic activists who have just been down south for the magic mushroom season… be afraid.

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  15. Fiona of Mount Lawley says:

    I saw that van on the road (on the Arondissement) and was bemused. Asserting the position that Indonesians should leave Western Papua is comprehensible. Irish Catholics ? There may be a presence of Catholic clergy there, and amidst declining numbers (and an aging population) of ordained priests, Ireland is one of those places which still has well-attended seminaries. Graduates redress the shortfalls of parish clergy elsewhere in the world.

    But does the Netherlands have any continuing involvement with Western Papua ?

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