Weekend Worstoff 194

Mancey was happy to see another state of excitement 120Y. Tangerine dream baby on the Bussel Highway. Now THAT I’d subsidise.

Nudbot has just moved back to Perth from Melbourne – to live in Rockingham actually (the McGowan musky lure) and was very keen straight off to sample some Waikiki meat and salad.

Bento is wondering how Old Perth Road heroin deals will be done if the payphones are removed.

And hear hear Mr Turnbull of Willagee. Great to find out that someone still reads Paul Nurry. 

Worst well.

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Nostalgia in Nollamara

A worst caught by Jason N as it spirals towards vanished status. Some Nolla Nostalgia for your Friday afternoon. Haven’t we had Nolla Fin de siècle before?

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Posers

By Jaidyn Jaxxon and Jude A. 

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Ya wee faggot

Hugh Jass finds the culture wars are still raging in his local laundro. I believe we have had stuff from there before? I can’t believe that I won’t not-not sweep..? Anyway. Ya wee faggotty dog.

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Stunned Mullets Grammarian Reunion

Yes the Mullets are back in Geraldton after 20 years, and they’re bringing their Strunk and White’s’ along with the Strat’s. Also possibly Fowler’s’ English, Usage and Abusage. Natalia Fan#1 claims at least four apostrophe errors in this, but come on man, it’s Teh Mullets! Those cunts were like…legendary in the Geraldton grammar scene. Cut them some slack I mean it’s at the KUTA Room. As for Hertz though…The fuck? You’d have to be proud of signing off that mat. Pranked.

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Your parking sucks

By Pete F. Fremantle Sailing Club. Obviously.

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I eat Jew

By Bento. East Perth. Anti semitism feels a bit old hat these days. The kids are all hating muslims and smokers now aren’t they? I wonder what happened to old Jew Burner btw? Transport didn’t respond to my query. Lisa Scaffidi may be down scrubbing this off as we speak. It’s in the She Ra hood.

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Begging for it

Bt Rob F. Beaconsfield. 

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Prepare to meet your hair #2

I’m going to turn a few of the Saturday Weekend Worstoff posts over to Reg Mifflin’s Red Parrot, Wizbah & Meccanos shots from the early 1980s. These are unlabelled, so guilty parties may wish to identify themselves or others. Reg asks that anyone who is does not wish their photo to be displayed to contact the site and it will be removed I’m trying slideshow and gallery.

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Trust no bitch

Natalia Fan#1 documented an extraordinary trip to Geraldton, (it’s the apostrophe misuse capital of the world apparently), but first Trust no Bitch. Surely if you can trust her to pour your piss while been ogled by moronic regional rurotards, then you can trust her to – to, what the fuck?

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