Yes the Mullets are back in Geraldton after 20 years, and they’re bringing their Strunk and White’s’ along with the Strat’s. Also possibly Fowler’s’ English, Usage and Abusage. Natalia Fan#1 claims at least four apostrophe errors in this, but come on man, it’s Teh Mullets! Those cunts were like…legendary in the Geraldton grammar scene. Cut them some slack I mean it’s at the KUTA Room. As for Hertz though…The fuck? You’d have to be proud of signing off that mat. Pranked.
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Hertz gets a pass. It’s near enough.
Thongs from the Mary Celeste?
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spontaneous human combustion – only the footwear remains.
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Thats’ gotta hurt’z.
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They’ve been there since May 21st, 2011.
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Theyr’e going your way.
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City of Greater Geraldton trialing a ‘Courtesy Thong’ program. Pub entry refusals are already down 18%.
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Win
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The USA campaign featuring Paris Hilton and Britney Spears has been less successful.
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Quite plausibly the band is Stunned Mullet, and it is their reunion.
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And there’s only one original member, whose ticket is $50?
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exactl’y.
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Did someone rattle your cage whilst you were dozing?
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It’s while, Rolly – never whilst.
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P’raps I shud’ve sed:
“……whilst thou wert dozing?”
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So only 3 mistakes – apart from being in a band called Stuned Mullet? You have a standing hairstyle search for mullet?
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This one from Reg’s collection is fantastic.
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Spectacul’ar
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Booze Bus Benny has been arrested for drug possession again. Groundhog Day
is it true that Ben Cousins thinks that Hertz Van Hire is a dutch golfer?
thank-you, I’m here all week, try the mullet
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saw a tweet today something about Cuz caught on the go fast again – there goes the news cycle
Perth media has the attention span of …..oooh shiny
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up his ass. he had it up his ass.
every time Ben gets off a plane there seems to be a man in uniform putting on a latex glove.
he must have had more people looking up his clacker than Bree.
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was there shoving involved?
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